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2009-01-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Mother, 34, posed as her 15-year-old daughter to try out for high school cheerleading squad

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Posted by Mike 2009-01-14 09:59|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 the mother's elaborate ruse to re-live the life of a teenager was eventually uncovered when she was found in a police cell

So much story in so few words. How long until the made-for-tv movie comes out?

Posted by SteveS 2009-01-14 10:34|| 2009-01-14 10:34|| Front Page Top

#2 Note to self: Next time I try to pass as a teenybopper, don't use my ID to buy a keg for the football team.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-01-14 10:58|| 2009-01-14 10:58|| Front Page Top

#3 Tom Servo: So you went to school with a bunch of geeky losers, and now it's our cross to bear?
Joel: Nobody calls the Ashwaubenon Jaguars a bunch of geeky losers!

(What kind of geeky loser am I that I can do that from memory?)

According to Agatha Christie, it's all in the knees. You can always tell a girl of sixteen from an old hag of 25 (much less 34) by examining her knees.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2009-01-14 12:57|| 2009-01-14 12:57|| Front Page Top

#4 The caesarian scar was a bit of a giveaway.

Posted by anonymous5089 2009-01-14 13:14|| 2009-01-14 13:14|| Front Page Top

#5 I would have tried it for a day myself at age 34, but I still had outstanding detentions and a lunch room tab. :(

Posted by Besoeker 2009-01-14 14:45|| 2009-01-14 14:45|| Front Page Top

Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-01-14 18:01|| 2009-01-14 18:01|| Front Page Top

#7 This has got THE VIEW + OXYGEN, etc, Chick flick written all over it.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2009-01-14 19:05|| 2009-01-14 19:05|| Front Page Top

#8 The Law and Order version will be on next week.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2009-01-14 19:19|| 2009-01-14 19:19|| Front Page Top

#9 Have we no piccy of this 34 yr old possible MILF who seemingly can pass for 16?

I'm sure I'm not the only person on here.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2009-01-14 19:47|| 2009-01-14 19:47|| Front Page Top

#10 Click on the link, BP.

I guess it's possible....

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