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2014-01-03 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Florida Man Accused of Attacking Girlfriend With Banana

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Posted by Fred 2014-01-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Here to fore, this case will be known in legal parlance as "The Case of the Banana Split"

Posted by George Alowishus Hatrack III 2014-01-03 00:34|| 2014-01-03 00:34|| Front Page Top

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2014-01-03 00:48|| 2014-01-03 00:48|| Front Page Top

#3 JEEZUS, the cops got nothing better to do.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2014-01-03 11:01|| 2014-01-03 11:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2014-01-03 11:33|| 2014-01-03 11:33|| Front Page Top

#5 #4 Fruit flies like a banana.

But straight flies prefer a papaya.

Posted by Avery Manley Flye 2014-01-03 14:25|| 2014-01-03 14:25|| Front Page Top

#6 a run-by fruiting...

/Mrs. Doubtfire

Posted by Frank G 2014-01-03 14:34|| 2014-01-03 14:34|| Front Page Top

#7 He'll get the charges dropped on appeal.

Posted by gorb 2014-01-03 18:32|| 2014-01-03 18:32|| Front Page Top

#8 The courts won't let him slip away that easily.

Posted by Pappy 2014-01-03 18:35|| 2014-01-03 18:35|| Front Page Top

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