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2005-01-03 Home Front: Politix
How to be an illegal
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Posted by tipper 2005-01-03 9:17:02 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Mexico also puts out a similar comic for illegals crossing over their southern border. But it doesn't include information on how to live unobtrusively when one does make it into Mexico.
Posted by Pappy 2005-01-03 10:19:53 AM||   2005-01-03 10:19:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 "It shows the contempt that the Mexican government has for our laws."
No...really???...do you think...maybe???
Posted by joeblow 2005-01-03 10:23:17 AM||   2005-01-03 10:23:17 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 "And be sure not to step on one of the millions of landmines dotting the border areas."

"Deputy Dan has no friends."
-- Firesign Theatre
Posted by mojo  2005-01-03 11:21:14 AM||   2005-01-03 11:21:14 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 # "Salt water helps you retain your body’s liquids. Although you’ll feel thirstier, if you drink water with salt the risk of dehydration is much lower";

Right.
Posted by Shipman 2005-01-03 11:21:25 AM||   2005-01-03 11:21:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 You might be an Mexican illegal alien if:

Your pant legs are wet.

Your wife's mustache is bigger than yours.

You qualify for the Rio Grande olympics.

You are one of 40 Mexicans in a pickup truck.

12 mongrel mutts die when your porch falls.

.....
Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-01-03 2:49:20 PM||   2005-01-03 2:49:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 You might be a Rio Grande frogman if you prefer wading at night.
Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-01-03 2:57:17 PM||   2005-01-03 2:57:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Memo to GWB regarding Mexican immigration "deals": It's not worth it.
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-01-03 6:50:57 PM||   2005-01-03 6:50:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Islam terrorists are most likely coming with the Mexicans. We need to tighten our southern border--it is a sieve. Letting cheap labor come into the U.S. is not a good argument for not doing something along the border. I don't know why the government is doing so little. We will have to pay the piper if we don't do anything.
Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-01-03 7:07:46 PM||   2005-01-03 7:07:46 PM|| Front Page Top

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