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2010-01-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Woman Gives Birth, Serves Christmas Dinner an Hour Later

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Posted by Anonymoose 2010-01-01 13:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 My mother, who deliberately had four children in four years (plus one week) once told me that by child #3 they pop out like watermelon seeds. The day my sister was born was a very busy one at the hospital maternity ward, and the mothers-in-labour were lined up in the hallway, awaiting birthing rooms. While my mother waited for my father to join her there, a harried young intern came up with a request that she fill out the required paperwork. "Of course," she replied. "Here, you hold my new baby, and I'll fill out the forms."

I assume a nurse stopped by long enough to catch the baby and cut the cord, but Mama prefers to leave the story at that point.

Posted by trailing wife 2010-01-01 21:49|| 2010-01-01 21:49|| Front Page Top

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