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2004-01-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Rabbi invents prayer for porn-surfing Jews
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Posted by tipper 2004-01-21 1:56:38 AM|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Keep praying Tipper. But if that doesn't work try Internet Cleanup. If you can't cleanse yourself, at least you can cleanse history and cache files from your hard drive. :)
Posted by Gasse Katze 2004-1-21 3:07:48 AM||   2004-1-21 3:07:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Alternatively switch to Opera. Nice features for deleting just about everything.
Posted by Phil B  2004-1-21 5:57:02 AM||   2004-1-21 5:57:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 It is said that in order to know good, you have to know evil. Right now I'm preparing to recognize very, very good. :P
Posted by Doc8404 2004-1-21 10:09:59 AM||   2004-1-21 10:09:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Does the cleansing only cover the hard drive, or will it work on monitor stains?
Posted by BH  2004-1-21 10:11:49 AM||   2004-1-21 10:11:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Hahahaha this is a hillarious article. Seem the a lot of jewish people are having problems with this, better this than abusing Palestinian rights.
Posted by TOOHOT 2004-1-21 10:14:43 AM||   2004-1-21 10:14:43 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 I hope the prayer for those who spend too much time body sufing works.

Do they have one for those of us who spend too much time bloggy surfing??

Posted by B 2004-1-21 10:23:36 AM||   2004-1-21 10:23:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 I keep saying the prayer, but nekkid wimins keep showing up on my monitor!!
Posted by JerseyMike  2004-1-21 11:17:01 AM||   2004-1-21 11:17:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 And, lastly, dear Lord, don't let my wife find out!
Posted by Chuck Simmins  2004-1-21 12:17:09 PM|| [http://blog.simmins.org]  2004-1-21 12:17:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 better nekid wimmins than the blue screen of death
I wonder if they are working on a special protective prayer which gives you immunity for about 5 hours worth of hard core porn,
i'm even willing to pay extra for a special high bandwidth yarmolka to wear when you say the special prayer!
Posted by The Dodo 2004-1-21 1:19:25 PM||   2004-1-21 1:19:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Lord, help me. I do believe I've fallen in with a bunch of porno surfers. LOL
Posted by Gasse Katze 2004-1-21 3:18:23 PM||   2004-1-21 3:18:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 And remember to clean your 104 yr. old Parrot.
Posted by Shipman 2004-1-21 6:33:36 PM||   2004-1-21 6:33:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Can we get the Pope working on this for us...dare I say it...mackerel slappers?
Posted by tu3031 2004-1-21 8:49:15 PM||   2004-1-21 8:49:15 PM|| Front Page Top

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