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2004-01-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Saluting `dad’s best friend’
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Posted by Super Hose 2004-01-19 1:10:50 PM|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 No! Don't tell the terrorists where the duct tape is! Duct tape has mystical powers that we have yet to fully comprehend. It can contain Nuclear explosions, filter biological and chemical weapons, and is the only known material able to hold up Cher's face. We can't endanger Al Gore's greatest invention, we just can't!

/Sarcasm
Posted by Charles  2004-1-19 1:16:35 PM||   2004-1-19 1:16:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 I wonder, did a resident of this town create the newsgroup "alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape"???
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-1-19 1:17:36 PM||   2004-1-19 1:17:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Now we just need a WD-40 festival and my life will be complete!
Posted by Dar  2004-1-19 1:30:19 PM||   2004-1-19 1:30:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Ahhhh.... the wonders of Duck Tape!

The binding force of the universe.
Posted by CrazyFool  2004-1-19 1:48:55 PM||   2004-1-19 1:48:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 WILL THERE BE A LAWN MOWER RACE BETWEEN EVENTE, ER, ROLLS? PERHAPS A BEST-TAPED MACHINE TROPHY...
Posted by Anonymous 2004-1-19 2:10:53 PM||   2004-1-19 2:10:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Duct tape used on a GT 350 windshield betwix the bezel and the glass thingy worth 3 mph down back straight at Daytona in 1979. (The Paul Revere) I expect the B-2 Spirit comes with a dispenser.
Posted by Shipman 2004-1-19 2:34:40 PM||   2004-1-19 2:34:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Shhhhh,nobody tell the Norks.
Posted by raptor  2004-1-19 4:14:08 PM||   2004-1-19 4:14:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Duct tape and Baling Wire - if it can't be fixed with those two items - it's broken
Posted by Frank G  2004-1-19 4:14:55 PM||   2004-1-19 4:14:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 I would simply like to suggest Duct Tape Books 1+2, Real Stories, by Jim and Tim, the Duct Tape Guys. Available now at a library near you.
Posted by S  2004-1-19 5:27:10 PM||   2004-1-19 5:27:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Duct tape and Baling Wire - if it can't be fixed with those two items - it's broken

Frank, you forgot Vise-Grips.

Mike
Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2004-1-19 11:26:07 PM||   2004-1-19 11:26:07 PM|| Front Page Top

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