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2005-01-16 Terror Networks & Islam

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Posted by Mike Sylwester 2005-01-16 2:02:01 PM|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 My friends think Muslims are all nutjobs. How can I convince them otherwise?

Don't let them read any of my advice.

Posted by tu3031 2005-01-16 2:52:11 PM|| 2005-01-16 2:52:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Man, I am so thirsty I can drink zam-zam water out of a hoofprint.

Only a Mujahid is exempted from this and it is preferrable that he lenghtens his nails because it can be used as a weapon to attack the enemy

Look for the long nailed dudes when checking the populace for jihadis.

Posted by Penguin 2005-01-16 3:58:32 PM|| 2005-01-16 3:58:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 It is undesirable to sleep on oneâs belly.

unless, of course, one is an attractive pre-teen boy in a Madrassah. In that case, it is required

Posted by Homer Simpson 2005-01-16 4:31:48 PM|| 2005-01-16 4:31:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 D'oh! that was me....

Posted by Frank G 2005-01-16 4:32:35 PM|| 2005-01-16 4:32:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 is it right for a jihadi to be attracted to a one-peckered billy goat..

Make it so

Posted by Captain America 2005-01-16 5:35:39 PM|| 2005-01-16 5:35:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 There are other than one-peckered billy goats?

Posted by trailing wife 2005-01-16 6:04:58 PM|| 2005-01-16 6:04:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I looked for the "scrappleface" but sadly it was not there. Is the poster sure this isn't a joke. If it is not a joke, all I can say is "Holy Shit."

Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-01-16 6:16:46 PM|| 2005-01-16 6:16:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Too bad the Internet, and this Ask-The-Imam site, were not around back in Firesign Theater's heyday. Can you imagine what FST could have done with this stuff?

Posted by Dave D. 2005-01-16 8:12:16 PM|| 2005-01-16 8:12:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 LOL! Too true, Dave! Being a programmer, I am genetically unqualified to even imagine such chaos, lol!

Posted by .com 2005-01-16 8:14:09 PM|| 2005-01-16 8:14:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 "Watching television is not permissible regardless of the content."

There go Al Jareeza's ratings...

Posted by jackal 2005-01-16 9:26:16 PM|| [http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-01-16 9:26:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 TS - you really don't want to know, but I am sure the Iman has things well in hand.

Posted by Captain America 2005-01-16 11:17:17 PM|| 2005-01-16 11:17:17 PM|| Front Page Top

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