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2016-01-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Hippie Is Planning a Peace Concert in ISIS-Controlled Syria

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Posted by badanov 2016-01-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top
File under: Islamic State

#1 I have no words.

Posted by Nguard 2016-01-09 00:37|| 2016-01-09 00:37|| Front Page Top

#2 Suggestion for Rantburgers with Photoshop skillz...Find a picture of the Knight's Cross with Golden Oak Leaves, Swords and Diamonds, and replace the cross with a Darwin fish. It might be needed for the followup story about this clown.

Posted by Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2016-01-09 03:45|| 2016-01-09 03:45|| Front Page Top

#3 ~~Everybody~~ James Twyman must get stoned.

Posted by Betty Hitler2611 2016-01-09 03:48|| 2016-01-09 03:48|| Front Page Top

#4 comment #3 is very funny

Posted by Airandee 2016-01-09 05:19|| 2016-01-09 05:19|| Front Page Top

#5 Musical advice for Mr Twyman.

Posted by Elmerert Hupens2660 2016-01-09 06:48|| 2016-01-09 06:48|| Front Page Top

#6 Cynic that I am, I expect the whole thing to be called off at the last moment once he has wrung all possible PR attention from it.

Posted by AlanC 2016-01-09 07:49|| 2016-01-09 07:49|| Front Page Top

#7 Heads will roll over this one.

Posted by Procopius2k 2016-01-09 08:58|| 2016-01-09 08:58|| Front Page Top

#8 #7: yeah his

Posted by chris 2016-01-09 10:50|| 2016-01-09 10:50|| Front Page Top

#9 Jonah Goldberg:
A self-described “Peace Troubadour” who appears to have been raised on an ancient moron burial ground has announced he will hold a “peace concert” in ISIS-controlled Syria. Rumors that his face will grace the new Darwin Award Medal remain unconfirmed. If he goes ahead with the concert, I have a long list of performers he should bring with him.

Posted by Frank G 2016-01-09 11:03|| 2016-01-09 11:03|| Front Page Top

#10 an Israeli-occupied Druze town in Syrian territory

So he's not a total moron.

Posted by Pappy 2016-01-09 11:09|| 2016-01-09 11:09|| Front Page Top

#11 the one good thing about this form of moonbatism is that it's self-limiting... Darwin would approve.

Posted by Herb Dark Lord of the Chinese9977 2016-01-09 11:16|| 2016-01-09 11:16|| Front Page Top

#12 n Israeli-occupied Druze town in Syrian territory.

I just checked. This isn't something the Israelis occupied last week, it's basically like the rest of the Golan.

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2016-01-09 13:58|| 2016-01-09 13:58|| Front Page Top

#13 Yeah, it's like singing for peace in Juarez from El Paso. Gore will live in a tent before this guy meets ISIS, but what the hell...

Simple Twyman met a pieman
Going someplace awful;
Sang Simple Twyman to the pieman,
"Give me one falafel."

Says the pieman to Simple Twyman,
"Show me first your karma."
Sang Simple Twyman to the pieman,
"Make me a shawarma."

Simple Twyman sang to ISIS
As he crossed the border,
"How your peaceful faith entices...
Ouch... besides the torture."

Simple Twyman lies in pieces
Somewhere in the desert;
All you'll find's a spot of grease
And tie-dyed hempen hairshirt.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-01-09 16:28|| 2016-01-09 16:28|| Front Page Top

#14 Bravo! Bravo! Author! Author!

Posted by Deacon Blues 2016-01-09 17:24|| 2016-01-09 17:24|| Front Page Top

23:51 Shipman
23:48 Pappy
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23:42 DarthVader
23:41 Shipman
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23:34 rjschwarz
23:28 Bov Flimbers
23:25 Shipman
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22:06 trailing wife
21:19 Thing From Snowy Mountain
20:57 trailing wife
18:58 RandomJD
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17:32 Deacon Blues
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17:12 si vis pacem, para bellum
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