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2007-01-09 Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Debka: Khamenei suffered a stroke last Wednesday
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Posted by Fred 2007-01-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11136 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Hmm...vulture, or dancing girls? Vulture, or dancing girls...hmmmmm...

Vulture.
Posted by gromky 2007-01-09 00:22||   2007-01-09 00:22|| Front Page Top

#2 "How many fingers do y'see, Your Immensity?"

a hoot! peerless inline,

"And now, adoring public, His Enormity will prove he ain't dead! Take it away, Your Opulence!"
"Grsh?"
"Nurse! Give him an enema, quick!"
ha!
Posted by RD 2007-01-09 00:43||   2007-01-09 00:43|| Front Page Top

#3 Is this something you get for buggering too many goats and sheep?
Posted by anymouse">anymouse  2007-01-09 00:57||   2007-01-09 00:57|| Front Page Top

#4 He's been brain damaged for years. And they've been listening to the moron all this time.
Posted by SpecOp35 2007-01-09 01:15||   2007-01-09 01:15|| Front Page Top

#5 which recently spread to his prostate glands

Too bad Kimmie didn't think of that one first.

Just kinda partly dead

Well, now it seems his brain is almost totally dead. I call it an improvement. Let's hope the guy behind him wasn't some kind of "if I die this is what you will end up with" insurance policy.
Posted by gorb 2007-01-09 02:06||   2007-01-09 02:06|| Front Page Top

#6 I join the millions of joyful Tehranis in their jubilant celebration.
Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-01-09 08:14||   2007-01-09 08:14|| Front Page Top

#7 Announcer : And now Gentlemen, and things in burkas, our beloved Supreme Leader, the one, the only, our grand Pooba, Ayatolla Ali Khamenei!
Pay no attention to the reports of severe brain damage. It is written, Those who speak of severe brain damage to our Great one, shall have tongues removed!

The Supreme Poobaa Khamenei : Snicker snacker moof moof.

Interpreter : I have a dying request...

The Supreme Poobaa Khamenei : Gnaash gnaash gurgle blaaa

Interpreter : A ham sandwich...

The Supreme Poobaa Khamenei : Yummy yum de dumm burrge no

Interpreter : And the most recent issue of "Playboy"

Announcer (interrupting): Um er, excuse our leader, um er....

At this point dark clad men come in, only their eyes showing, and escort the announcer and the interpreter away. A voice offstage says "Get two cranes ready, There's a dual hangin' at dawn!"

Posted by BigEd 2007-01-09 13:53||   2007-01-09 13:53|| Front Page Top

#8 BTW -- What does, "recovered consciousness every few hours" mean, anyway?
Posted by BigEd 2007-01-09 13:58||   2007-01-09 13:58|| Front Page Top

#9 It means he blinked when they stuck him in the eye with a stick...
Posted by TomAnon 2007-01-09 14:16||   2007-01-09 14:16|| Front Page Top

#10 A 'cancer of the digestive system' would be either gastric, colon or rectal cancer; neither gastric or colon ordinarily spreads to the prostate. That leaves rectal cancer which can spread by direct extension, depending on its location, to involve the prostate; if it does that it's likely spread to and compressing other useful structures like the ureter and/or bladder. If all this is the case he's got a diverting colostomy plus a suprapubic cystotomy tube.

Jeebus, Doc. I love it when you talk dirty like that! May the grand leader's colonoscopy bag runneth over!
Posted by BA 2007-01-09 14:24||   2007-01-09 14:24|| Front Page Top

#11 May he live long and suffer immense pain - as a rhubarb. All these "holy" men should become "holey" men, and soon, courtesy of the Iranian masses™.
Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot  2007-01-09 14:41|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]  2007-01-09 14:41|| Front Page Top

#12 Hope it's painful....
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2007-01-09 16:21|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]  2007-01-09 16:21|| Front Page Top

#13 THIS sandmonkey is rectally impacted. Make a HOLE!
Posted by Asymmetrical T 2007-01-09 21:55||   2007-01-09 21:55|| Front Page Top

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