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2009-01-06 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Beavis 2009-01-06 13:44|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ] Top

#1 Maybe he got scared upon seeing a big guy in tights coming for him.......

Posted by USN, Ret. 2009-01-06 14:45|| 2009-01-06 14:45|| Front Page Top

#2 the burglar threw himself out of a first-floor window

At least Mr. Alexander won't be charged for actually touching our intrepid villain.

"Mental Anguish"? Maybe.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2009-01-06 15:05|| 2009-01-06 15:05|| Front Page Top

#3 the burglar threw himself out of a first-floor window

yeah right. Did anyone see Mjööllnir at the scene?

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-01-06 15:11|| 2009-01-06 15:11|| Front Page Top

#4 Too bad Thor didn't whack him with his hammer.

Oh wait... those have been outlawed in the UK.

Posted by DarthVader 2009-01-06 15:31|| 2009-01-06 15:31|| Front Page Top

#5 ...thought Friday was for Fria/Freya; I am wrong or is this up to debate (read CF's link)?

Like something out of a Guy Ritchie flick.

Posted by swksvolFF 2009-01-06 15:53|| 2009-01-06 15:53|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm beginning to think that England is about to the point where it needs to pass a law making it legal to be a law-abiding homeowner.

Posted by gorb 2009-01-06 16:08|| 2009-01-06 16:08|| Front Page Top

#7 pworperty iz tweft!

Posted by Left wing Bright Pebbles 2009-01-06 17:22|| 2009-01-06 17:22|| Front Page Top

#8 So when does Mr. Alexander go on trial?

Posted by DMFD 2009-01-06 17:36|| 2009-01-06 17:36|| Front Page Top

#9 Click the link for a photo. Hilariously awful costume!

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2009-01-06 19:24|| 2009-01-06 19:24|| Front Page Top

#10 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/mluphoup/Thor01.jpg

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-01-06 20:07|| 2009-01-06 20:07|| Front Page Top

#11 Oh, for pete's sake! I dressed my younger brothers and sister in better-looking costumes that that! Good god, turn a hapless body-builder loose with a roll of tinfoil, and lord knows what you might come up with.

And, among the cosmopolitan Rantburgundians, need I remind anyone that in the British Isles and Europe, 'first floor' is what Americans could call the 'second floor'. (the initial floor- to us, the first floor - is what them over there call the 'ground floor'. Clear as mud? Good - I live to serve.)

Posted by Sgt. Mom">Sgt. Mom 2009-01-06 20:38|| http://www.celiahayes.com]">[http://www.celiahayes.com] 2009-01-06 20:38|| Front Page Top

#12 Damn. He looks like the Grand Marshall at some Gay Pride parade.

Posted by tu3031 2009-01-06 21:57|| 2009-01-06 21:57|| Front Page Top

#13 Damn. He looks like the Grand Marshall at some Gay Pride parade.

The burglar probably had a flashback to the time in prison when he dropped his bar of soap.

Posted by Zhang Fei 2009-01-06 22:07|| http://timurileng.blogspot.com]">[http://timurileng.blogspot.com] 2009-01-06 22:07|| Front Page Top

#14 ION UK, REDDIT > THERE ARE NOW MANY "FOREIGN AREAS/PLACES" IN BRITAIN - ONE DAY IRELAND MAY BE THE SAME.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2009-01-06 22:31|| 2009-01-06 22:31|| Front Page Top

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