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2009-01-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Inmate paid $500,000 for losing penis in jail

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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2009-01-06 06:10|| || Front Page|| [11133 views ] Top

#1 If I were his cellmate I'd be worried.
Better set the toilet mode to 'hover'.
And quite sticking that thing where it doesn't belong.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2009-01-06 06:49|| 2009-01-06 06:49|| Front Page Top

#2 A prison spokesman admitted: "Not all medical judgments - whether performed in a prison or at a doctor's office - are infallible."

We'll just say that statement comes across as flaccid.

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-01-06 08:05|| 2009-01-06 08:05|| Front Page Top

#3 Yet another reason why smart people stay out of prison.

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2009-01-06 08:12|| 2009-01-06 08:12|| Front Page Top

#4 A perfect explanation for how Chris Matthews feels a tingle down his "thigh" whenever he thinks of Obama.

Posted by ed 2009-01-06 08:18|| 2009-01-06 08:18|| Front Page Top

#5 no the real smart ppl are the biggest crooks they just know how too rip me and you off and get the hell out of dodge, or just ask the gov for a bailout

Posted by rabid whitetail 2009-01-06 12:26|| 2009-01-06 12:26|| Front Page Top

#6 In Massachusetts he could now sue for a sex change operation.

Posted by tu3031 2009-01-06 13:23|| 2009-01-06 13:23|| Front Page Top

#7 'Stretch' is probably not the most apropos word for this short article.....

Posted by USN, Ret. 2009-01-06 14:49|| 2009-01-06 14:49|| Front Page Top

#8 500.000 dollars and no hookers to spend them on... this sucks

Posted by European Conservative 2009-01-06 19:49|| 2009-01-06 19:49|| Front Page Top

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