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2007-01-06 Africa North
'We are awaiting Bin Laden's instructions'
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Posted by Fred 2007-01-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 A message from Bin Laden!
It says...
DRINK...
MORE...
OVALTINE!
Posted by tu3031 2007-01-06 00:21||   2007-01-06 00:21|| Front Page Top

#2 Probably wants you bugger more goats, or drink more Kool-aid.

Posted by anymouse">anymouse  2007-01-06 03:36||   2007-01-06 03:36|| Front Page Top

#3 Time to cobble together some BS audio tape that sends them on a suicide mission. Al-Jizz would be happy to pass it along to them.
Posted by gorb 2007-01-06 04:08||   2007-01-06 04:08|| Front Page Top

#4 The Bearded Devil
Was Forced To Dwell
In The Only Place
Where They Don't Sell
Burma Shave
Posted by Scott R">Scott R  2007-01-06 07:04|| http://five24.net]">[http://five24.net]  2007-01-06 07:04|| Front Page Top

#5 OBL's next instructions: "Do nothing 'til you hear from me in person."
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2007-01-06 07:55||   2007-01-06 07:55|| Front Page Top

#6 nice Christmas Story ref, TU!
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-01-06 09:23||   2007-01-06 09:23|| Front Page Top

#7 If Binnie's followers await his personal instructions and Mookie awaits personal instructions from the 12th guy coming back from the well, then this whole Religion of Pieces will be ok.
Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore  2007-01-06 10:26||   2007-01-06 10:26|| Front Page Top

#8 It might be shorter to wait for Godot.
Posted by Jackal">Jackal  2007-01-06 11:10|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]  2007-01-06 11:10|| Front Page Top

#9 There was once a man with Islam
Who really hated the bearded clam
But armed with a rifle
They're willing to trifle
With boys from Afghanistan
Posted by badanov 2007-01-06 12:13|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org]  2007-01-06 12:13|| Front Page Top

#10 You want instructions from Ben Laden?
Kill yourelf, talk to him personaly, report back what you learned.

We'll wait.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-01-06 12:53||   2007-01-06 12:53|| Front Page Top

#11 LOL! Clever ditties, folks. Keep em coming. We need a sense of humor with all this Tali-Pak idiocy abounding and no leader with the will to clean it up.
Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul  2007-01-06 13:30||   2007-01-06 13:30|| Front Page Top

#12 Jackal wins the 'Understated Snark of the Week' award!
Posted by Steve White">Steve White  2007-01-06 14:05||   2007-01-06 14:05|| Front Page Top

#13 Spending Saturday nights around the ouija board again?
Posted by mojo">mojo  2007-01-06 14:34||   2007-01-06 14:34|| Front Page Top

#14 Dear Imam,
I'm a member of Salafist Group for Preaching and Combat. We need to get a message from our leader. Are ouija boards haram?
Posted by bruce 2007-01-06 17:22||   2007-01-06 17:22|| Front Page Top

23:41 Chuck Darwin
23:39 Chuck Darwin
23:37 Captain America
23:35 Eric Jablow
23:20 USN, ret.
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23:12 49 Pan
22:51 ed
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22:41 SpecOp35
22:41 USN, ret.
22:01 JohnQC
21:59 ed
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