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Doctors warn women not to use toothpaste... inappropriately
2019-10-15
[NYP] From vaginal steaming to labiaplasty, some women are willing to go to extremes to attain the "perfect" vagina.

And just when you think you’ve heard it all, another bizarre DIY method emerges.

Some women now are apparently using toothpaste in an attempt to try and tighten their vaginas.

Unsurprisingly, doctors are warning them it’s a really bad idea and could do some nasty damage.

Vanessa Mackay, consultant gynecologist and spokesperson for the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists said: "It is a myth that toothpaste will tighten the vagina.

"Putting toothpaste into the vagina, or on the vulva, would not only be uncomfortable but it could also cause serious damage and disrupt the natural flora of the vagina leading to the potential for infections like bacterial vaginosis and thrush."
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#12  Ahh, not those Pvts .
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-10-15 14:17  

#11  The old joke is "Young hookers use KY, old hookers use Poli-Grip..."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-10-15 14:12  

#10  You should check with an old Sgt. first...uhm never mind.
Posted by: Clyde Dribble8052   2019-10-15 14:03  

#9  So thinking with our privates is not a male monopoly... hmmm.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-10-15 13:42  

#8  Perhaps they were cleaning their dental dams in situ?
Posted by: Lex   2019-10-15 10:34  

#7  Nasty damage to lady bits? How can you tell?
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2019-10-15 10:32  

#6  Some women obsessing over their lady parts? Privates go public.
Posted by: JohnQC   2019-10-15 09:46  

#5  um, Sensodyne?
Posted by: Mercutio   2019-10-15 09:04  

#4  That explains, never mind - off to my room.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2019-10-15 08:59  

#3  From complaints I analyzed back in my toothpaste research days, it seems thirty years ago equally silly women were unhappy with the result of using it as a “personal lubricant”.
Posted by: trailing wife   2019-10-15 08:21  

#2  ..an electric toothbrush!

TSA Agent - what's this buzzing in your luggage?
Traveler - its my toothbrush handle.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2019-10-15 08:03  

#1  Silly girls! Ya gotta use a toothbrush!
Posted by: Bobby   2019-10-15 07:55