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Humpback whale swallows, then releases, kayaker in Chilean Patagonia | |
2025-02-14 | |
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Posted by:Fred |
#9 An ancient beluga from Perm Whose noggin was roomy and firm Once went on a cruise With some dissolute blues... And she just reached the end of her term. At university, silly. Everybody knows you can't get pregnant like that. Especially at her age. [Quiet Flows the Don sung by W.C. Fields] |
Posted by: Pancho Poodle8452 2025-02-14 22:32 |
#8 We’re going to need a bigger kayak. |
Posted by: Super Hose 2025-02-14 21:42 |
#7 Congratulations to us Rantburgers for going so long without a juvenile joke about a different species of whale. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2025-02-14 20:39 |
#6 I know the whale was named Eye-Gore |
Posted by: Frank G 2025-02-14 19:54 |
#5 Ok, which one was named Jonah? Someone had to ask. |
Posted by: alanc 2025-02-14 17:22 |
#4 Whale was probably coming up on a school of krill or small fish with its mouth open (as they do). Kayaker was most likely hovering over that school. |
Posted by: Mullah Richard 2025-02-14 10:20 |
#3 Assumed accident, of course, but got to wondering whether those rascals might not mess with a floating carcass. Swish-n-squish, see what shakes loose, and ptooey? Or how about "Just a pinch between cheek and gum?" |
Posted by: Pancho Poodle8452 2025-02-14 09:17 |
#2 "Hey, Chili in my krill!" Barf! |
Posted by: ed in texas 2025-02-14 08:58 |
#1 His father, Dell, captured the moment on video "I can always get another son. That video, tho' ..is priceless" |
Posted by: Frank G 2025-02-14 06:08 |