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US judges rule elephants are not people, rejecting bid for release
2025-01-24
[GEO.TV] A bid to get five elephants released from a US zoo has failed after judges ruled the animals are not people so laws on unlawful imprisonment do not apply.

Animal rights campaigners acting on behalf of elderly African elephants Missy, Kimba, Lucky, LouLou and Jambo wanted a court to free them from Cheyenne Mountain Zoo in Colorado.

The Nonhuman Rights Project (NRP) said the creatures should be moved instead to an elephant sanctuary.

But Colorado's supreme court on Tuesday ruled that only people are covered by the state s habeas corpus laws.

"Colorado's habeas statute only applies to persons, and not to nonhuman animals, no matter how cognitively, psychologically, or socially sophisticated they may be," a panel of judges ruled.

"It bears noting that the narrow legal question before this court does not turn on our regard for these majestic animals generally or these five elephants specifically.

"Instead, the legal question here boils down to whether an elephant is a person... and because an elephant is not a person, the elephants here do not have standing to bring a habeas corpus claim."
Posted by:Fred

#6  ^ Nobody anticipated 47 Staceys!
Posted by: Frank G   2025-01-24 20:46  

#5  I understand the KC Hyatt Regency Collapse had to do with a missed conversion from BBQ Enthusiasts to Elephants In The Room.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2025-01-24 20:24  

#4  They may not be people, but the elephant is still an International System of Units measure for both mass and largeness.
Posted by: SteveS   2025-01-24 20:13  

#3  They use illegal action. They use the courts. They collaborate with the EPA. Green folks do not use the ballot box in the US.
Posted by: Super Hose   2025-01-24 14:17  

#2  Another example of Ozone Liberal Lawyers abusing the courts for a SIG agenda purpose.

When will these Twilight Zone Lawyers be issued warnings, and required to attend a Proper Court Practices and Etiquette course? PLUS repay the defendant's court cost 2x.

Posted by: NN2N1   2025-01-24 06:33  

#1  "Colorado's habeas statute only applies to persons, and not to nonhuman animals, no matter how cognitively, psychologically, or socially sophisticated they may be," a panel of judges ruled.

OK, now do the gender dispora

Trump’s executive order is latest stride toward victory for female athletes like me
Posted by: Skidmark   2025-01-24 06:28  

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