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The Grand Turk
Thirty-three people have died in Istanbul after having drunk tainted alcohol while 48 others have received hospital treatment
2025-01-17
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Posted by:Fred

#9  A knock-kneed Caucasian in khaki
Roared, deep in his cups, "Pour! More raki,
Mohammed be, er... [E.F. Hutton]
Salaamed!"
Okay, I'm stuck. But lookit, "raki" [cue theme] kinda almost rhymes with "sake."
Posted by: Pancho Poodle8452   2025-01-17 21:51  

#8  I thought all alcohol was haram in Islam. How did this even happen?
Posted by: Rambler   2025-01-17 18:58  

#7  ^ Wicked smart
Posted by: Frank G   2025-01-17 18:44  

#6  Every once in a while I'll get a batch that causes concern. Try it out on mother-in-law before I put in the mason jars. Worked ok so far.
Posted by: The Walking Unvaxed   2025-01-17 17:35  

#5  Its just Raki.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2025-01-17 14:46  

#4  Must have run across some old inventory of Zima that wasn’t refrigerated.
Posted by: Super Hose   2025-01-17 14:06  

#3  Wild Turkey?
Posted by: Skidmark   2025-01-17 14:01  

#2  ^ "Did you die?"
"No, but it made me trans"
Posted by: Frank G   2025-01-17 09:41  

#1  Bud Light?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2025-01-17 08:24  

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