...an area of the Arabian Peninsula sometimes mistaken for a country. It is populated by more antagonistic tribes and factions than you can keep track of...
i Armed Forces have carried out a special military operation targeting the ''Nevatim'' airbase in the Negev region of southern occupied Paleostine. They also downed a US MQ-9 drone in the skies over al-Jawf province early this morning.
"And we took out a Joooo aircraft carrier, and a ..."
''The operation was carried out using a hypersonic ballistic missile, 'Paleostine 2,' which successfully reached its target, thanks to God,'' said Brigadier General Yahya Sare'e, Yemen's military front man, in a statement delivered during a mass rally in the capital, Sanaa.
In the same context, Yemen's air defenses succeeded in shooting down an American MQ-9 drone while it was carrying out hostile missions over al-Jawf Governorate at dawn today, he added.
''With this downing, the number of American drones that have been shot down by the Yemeni air defenses since the beginning of the 'battle of the promised conquest' and Holy Jihad reached 12,'' Sarie explained.
These operations, he noted, are in support of the Paleostinian people and their mujahideen, and are a direct response to the ongoing American, British, and Israeli aggression against Yemen.
The Armed Forces reiterated their unwavering support for the Paleostinian and Lebanese peoples, maintaining the naval blockade on the Israeli enemy, as well as conducting military operations and countering all hostile threats.
They emphasized that these operations will continue until the aggression stops, the blockade on the Gazoo
...Hellhole adjunct to Israel and Egypt's Sinai Peninsula, inhabited by Gazooks. The place was acquired in the wake of the 1967 War and then presented to Paleostinian control in 2006 by Ariel Sharon, who had entered his dotage. It is currently ruled with a rusty iron fist by Hamas with about the living conditions you'd expect. It periodically attacks the Hated Zionist Entity whenever Iran needs a ruckus created or the hard boyz get bored, getting thumped by the IDF in return. The ruling turbans then wave the bloody shirt and holler loudly about
oppressionand
disproportionate response...
Strip is lifted, and the aggression against Leb
...an Iranian satrapy until recently ruled by Hassan Nasrallah situated on the eastern Mediterranean, conveniently adjacent to Israel. Formerly inhabited by hardy Phoenecian traders, its official language is now Arabic, with the usual unpleasant side effects. The Leb civil war, between 1975 and 1990, lasted a little over 145 years and produced 120,000 fatalities. The average length of a ceasefire was measured in seconds. The Lebs maintain a precarious sectarian balance among Shiites, Sunnis, and about a dozen flavors of Christians, plus Armenians, Georgians, and who knows what else? It is the home of the original Hezbollah, which periodically starts a war with the Zionist Entity, gets Beirut pounded to rubble, and then declares victory and has a parade. The Lebs have the curious habit of periodically murdering their heads of state or prime ministers...comes to an end.