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Florida pets are just different
2024-11-06
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Posted by:Fred

#4  I knew a woman one time who had a monkey. It swung from the chandelier and was not too tidy.
Posted by: JohnQC   2024-11-06 11:30  

#3  I met a woman that kept an alligator in her motor home: had rigged heat lamps throughout and Charlie lived in the low threshhold shower stall.
It all started as I was setting up next to her, and she complimented my hat; turns out I had bought from her and her husband a couple years earlier at the state fair; but her opening line caught me completely off-guard: (referring to the brand of motorhome) “ Wanna see my Beaver?”
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2024-11-06 10:29  

#2  
But is it house broken?

Posted by: NN2N1   2024-11-06 05:21  

#1  Oh wow… you couldnt do that with a saltwater croc
Alligator yes but not a saltie
Posted by: Anon1   2024-11-06 04:07  

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