[NYPOST] A 74-year-old Pennsylvania resident was arrested for allegedly threatening to kill former President Donald Trump...The Hero of Butler, Pennsylvania...
a day before his Penn State rally, declaring: ''I'd like to shoot that guy.''
Sounds like a case of aggressive senility kicking in.
Paul J. Gavenonis — who uses she/her pronouns, according to the Centre County Public Defender Office — was nabbed after she was overheard making the alleged threats while trying to buy a parking pass at the university's transportation office last Friday, the Lexington Herald Leader reported.
My pronouns are ipse and ipsum. I expect everyone to know them and use them and I'll be oh, so offended if you don't.
| ’Tis true you are the very Platonic ideal of a Fred Pruitt. |
I think Kamala Harris is a walking example of the Peter Principle, and I'd like to see her voted out of office and retired to the obscurity of MSNBC.She also allegedly described climbing to the top of a building, saying ''you can't take a gun in or the students will see it,'' according to an arrest affidavit.
I can see the headline now: "Seventy four year old man or woman or something climbs to top of building, scares children"
An alarmed staffer alerted cops amid fears the parking pass could potentially get Gavenonis closer to Trump's rally at the university. The former president held the rally on Saturday, October 26, 2024, just 10 days before the election.
That's Saint Godwin's Day! Blasphemy! He must be... ummm... retired to obscurity!
When Penn State police and the Secret Service later questioned the suspect, Gavenonis allegedly laughed when asked if she believed she could kill the Republican presidential candidate. ''Probably. Yeah,'' Gavenonis is alleged to have said.
"I'm of uncertain gender, ain't I?"
''Frankly, I hope somebody would get him,'' she added, according to the affidavit.
"Wanna read my manifesto?"
Gavenonis allegedly also told agents she had a rifle at her home.
"What kind of rifle?"
"A big one!"
It wasn't immediately clear if the alleged perp was trying to purchase the parking pass to gain access to the rally, or if she had plans to attend.
Likely he/she/it is a nut. But nuts sometimes murder people.
The Kansas City Star reported the suspect is a registered Democrat.
And everyone was just so surprised!
Gavenonis was charged with making terroristic threats and disorderly conduct.
And being obnoxious and scaring the freshmen.
She is currently being held without bail in Centre County Prison.
"Lemme outa here or I'll kill youse!"
"Shuddup! I'm tryin' to sleep!"
