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Hogwild drama unfolds as hero teen thwarts unhinged groundhog''s attack on jogger
2024-09-29
Important safety tip: Always keep your groundhogs hinged.
[NYPOST] A crazed groundhog set its sights on a fallen jogger in New Jersey, only to be thwarted by a quick-thinking teen.

The hogwild drama unfolded on the morning of July 19 when Cait Lostan was confronted by the hostile hog on a trail behind the Bernards Township Police Department.

''I was running in the woods on the path behind the cop shoppe and high school this morning when I came upon a groundhog that looked injured,'' the 36-year-old posted to the BaskingRidgeMoms Facebook group.

''It must have been startled when I made a call on speakerphone because it charged at me screaming and lunging.

''I ended up on my back kicking at it and screaming for about a minute,'' she continued.
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Posted by:Fred

#1  "The cops thanked Morris and instructed him to get going while they “finished things up,” Lostan posted."

Then they shot the rodent.
Posted by: Skidmark   2024-09-29 10:29  

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