On Monday, the Paleostinian Islamic movement, Hamas
..always the voice of sweet reason..., and the Paleostinian Islamic Jihad
...created after many members of the Egyptian Moslem Brotherhood decided the organization was becoming too moderate. Operations were conducted out of Egypt until 1981 when the group was exiled after the assassination of President Anwar Sadat. They worked out of Gaza until they were exiled to Lebanon in 1987, where they clove tightly to Hezbollah. In 1989 they moved to Damascus, where they remain a subsidiary of Hezbollah...
grabbed credit for the Tel Aviv explosion on 18 August.
| The one where the jacketwallah managed to kill only himself in a premature kaboom? Golly. |
"The Tel Aviv attack came as a response to the ongoing Israeli crimes against our people in the Gazoo
...Hellhole adjunct to Israel and Egypt's Sinai Peninsula, inhabited by Gazooks. The place was acquired in the wake of the 1967 War and then presented to Paleostinian control in 2006 by Ariel Sharon, who had entered his dotage. It is currently ruled with an iron fist by Hamas with about the living conditions you'd expect. It periodically attacks the Hated Zionist Entity whenever Iran needs a ruckus created or the hard boyz get bored, getting thumped by the IDF in return. The ruling turbans then wave the bloody shirt and holler loudly about
oppressionand
disproportionate response...
Strip," al-Qassam noted, vowing to resume the "military attacks and explosions" in the Israeli cities.
Israel's police and the Shin Bet internal security agency described the earth-shattering kaboom in Tel Aviv as a "terrorist attack", claiming that the target was a synagogue.