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Trump Indicted For Murdering Elderly Man On CNN
2024-06-28
[Bee] LAS VEGAS — Tonight's presidential debate ended abruptly when Donald Trump was served with papers notifying him that he had been indicted for the murder of an elderly man on CNN.

"Hey, I didn't do anything!" Trump told authorities. "He was like that when I got here!"

Trump, who had planned to debate President Joe Biden, argued that the strange old man keeled over all on his own.

"The very idea..." the old man said before slumping over onto a nearby podium. It was also at this point that Trump discovered the man had been propped up by an apparatus and could not stand on his own.

"You know, I got here and everything was fine. CNN is fake news, but I'm here and they've been nice tonight," Trump said. "But then there was this dead old man in the corner. And I thought, wow, the game must be afoot, you know? And believe me, I was about to solve this murder before you got here."

"Yeah, yeah," said Officer Nolan of the LVPD. "Why don't we talk about this downtown."

At publishing time, Trump had been indicted again for the murder of the Democratic Party.
Posted by:Frank G

#15  All that stuff about getting advanced questions, cue cards, an ear piece, forrest gump braces, whatever are, yes, cheats, but:

Whatever the intention was of this showing, there are two very important takeaways:

The media are absolute in the tank no doubt liars.

So who has been running the country?

They rolled a 0. If your goal was to get rid of him, what you want is a Well Its Retirement Time old bean, not this total narrative implosion. Like its been noticed, the Champions of Democracy! are out in the open screaming about how to invalidate their elected primary candidate and sitting president so they can install a new puppet.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-06-28 17:01  

#14  Behind closed doors deep state has to be freaking out.
Posted by: Whavick Scourge of the Apes9857   2024-06-28 16:43  

#13  Starting to look like the debate was held on a Thursday night specifically to make sure this sort of debacle was Friday news.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2024-06-28 10:49  

#12  Missed quite a bit due to dealing with weather things, so a bit general take.

Trump had a fairly aggressive posture; see how that plays with normies, could be that is the only way to get those statements out with the censors doing their thing. I do notice the book of face is extra retarded today. Also, may be dinged for not answering the questions directly but hitting talking points only. Depends if you think the questions were Corner Questions or not.

Now.
Biden was trying to peak when I had to go get cars out of the hail. He talked himself into a corner at least three times like Ukraine being a weapons sales program, I'll let the experts touch on that. The training paid off, because as soon as he started rambling about the mods called time and he insta-stopped talking. He had all the posture grace of someone strapped onto a snow board. But my favorite is when he stuck his finger in his ear for just a half second. Why would someone do that you ask?

All of that above really doesn't matter, because I couldn't understand a full one quarter of what Biden was saying, and that's my take.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-06-28 10:46  

#11  #10 - then there are the fatal accidents disguised as natural causes.
Posted by: Gromble+Dribble4342   2024-06-28 10:14  

#10  If the dems could pull a Jean Carnahan and coronate "Dr. Jill," Joe would be gone already. Since they are stuck with Kamala-lala-dingdong, he's safe from everything but an actual fatal accident or natural causes.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2024-06-28 09:46  

#9  Joe Robinette Vince Foster Biden?
Posted by: European Conservative   2024-06-28 09:42  

#8  Sacred, not sacted
Posted by: M. Murcek   2024-06-28 09:24  

#7  Wasted? The political establishment, the media (but I repeat myself,) the Leak of Wimmin Voters, etc all say debates are so important to the "political process" that they must be fixed, stage managed, set up and otherwise artificialized into meaninglessness.

Sort of like protest - which is the "most sacted thing" in duhmocracy - until it's not. See: George Floyd riots vs. Jan 6.

If Bidet had "won," we would be hearing about how the debate was a "bellwether" and a "stunning success."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2024-06-28 09:23  

#6  Only question now: Where do I get a refund for 90 minutes of my life wasted?
Posted by: European Conservative   2024-06-28 09:12  

#5  Dead Parrot sketch
Posted by: Skidmark   2024-06-28 08:54  

#4  This is a LATE parrot.
Posted by: European Conservative   2024-06-28 08:41  

#3  ^^ Almost as if by design.....
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2024-06-28 08:24  

#2  I'm of two minds about this. Now the Dems will dust off their malevolent back bench.
Posted by: ed in texas   2024-06-28 08:03  

#1  
Thank you Frank
🤣
Now I have to wipe up some spilled coffee.
Posted by: NN2N1   2024-06-28 04:58  

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