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Government Corruption
9 Damning Pieces Of Evidence Proving Trump Is Guilty
2024-05-31
[Bee]The prosecution has finally rested in the criminal case against former President Trump, having presented nine bullet-proof pieces of evidence that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump is guilty. Here they are:

1) Trump said he's innocent: Exactly the sort of thing a guilty person would say.

2) Before the trial, the prosecution's star witnesses both said Trump was innocent: It doesn't get any more cut and dry.

3) The judge decided Trump was guilty before the trial even began: It was that obvious.

4) No one in America has ever been charged with a felony for this crime before: Trump is so guilty they had to make up new laws. Case closed.

5) Trump was in Home Alone 2 alongside notorious criminals "The Wet Bandits": What more evidence could you need?

6) Trump spent evenings after trial delivering pizza to firemen: Exactly what a hardened felon would do. Lock him up.

7) Trump's signature on the checks in question is kind of hard to read: The plain mark of criminal conspiracy.

8) Robert DeNiro said he is guilty: Game over.

9) He's not a Democrat: Clearly belongs behind bars. That's just how law works.

If that's not an airtight list of evidence that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump is guilty, then you belong in a cell right next to him!
Posted by:Frank G

#4  "Though I might wish I hadn't, come reckoning-time."
Posted by: Pancho Poodle8452   2024-05-31 18:11  

#3  Sadly, this is a watershed moment in our national deline into a Stalinesque miasma...

"Lavrentiy Beria, the most ruthless and longest-serving secret police chief in Joseph Stalin’s reign of terror in Russia and Eastern Europe, bragged that he could prove criminal conduct on anyone, even the innocent. “Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime” was Beria’s infamous boast. He served as deputy premier from 1941 until Stalin’s death in 1953, supervising the expansion of the gulags and other secret detention facilities for political prisoners. He became part of a post-Stalin, short-lived ruling troika until he was executed for treason after Nikita Khrushchev’s coup d’etat in 1953. Beria targeted “the man” first, then proceeded to find or fabricate a crime. Beria’s modus operandi was to presume the man guilty, and fill in the blanks later. By contrast, under the United States Constitution, there’s a presumption of innocence that emanates from the 5th, 6th, and 14th Amendments, as set forth in Coffin vs. U.S. (1895)."

https://www.oxfordeagle.com/2018/05/09/show-me-the-man-and-ill-show-you-the-crime/
Posted by: NoMoreBS   2024-05-31 15:00  

#2  Sorry, this is no longer funny.
Posted by: Besoeker   2024-05-31 10:57  

#1  They had every opportunity not to do this. Numbers 16.
Posted by: Super Hose   2024-05-31 10:55  

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