| The food is better than back home, and the nights are quieter without IAF bombing runs and IDF raids. And since Hamas’s purpose is to run out the clock until Allah (or Iran) finally intervenes and forces Israel to surrender, making no progress suits their needs perfectly. |
...the braying voice of Islamic Resistance®,...negotiators arrived in Cairo on Saturday for intensified talks on a possible Gazoo
Islamic Hellhole adjunct to Israel and Egypt's Sinai Peninsula, inhabited by Gazooks. The place was acquired in the wake of the 1967 War and then presented to Paleostinian control in 2006 by Ariel Sharon, who had entered his dotage. It is currently ruled with an iron fist by Hamas with about the living conditions you'd expect. It periodically attacks the Hated Zionist Entity whenever Iran needs a ruckus created or the hard boyz get bored, getting thumped by the IDF in return. The ruling turbans then wave the bloody shirt and holler loudly about
oppressionand
disproportionate response. In October of 2023 Gazooks belonging to Hamas invaded Israel, killed over a thousand people, raped a bunch of women. Then they bitched and moaned about genocide when their butts handed to them in the entirely justified retaliation.
truce that would see the return to Israel of some hostages, a Hamas official told Rooters, with the CIA director already present for the indirect diplomacy.
Egypt's state-affiliated al-Qahera News TV channel also confirmed the arrival of the Hamas delegation in Cairo.
"The results today will be different. We have reached an agreement over many points, and a few point remain," one Egyptian security source told Rooters.