| At least Prince Chuck got to reign as king for seventeen months thus far, achieving his lifetime ambition of becoming the national figurehead. One wonders if Prince and Princess Harry will calm down once big brother Wills takes the throne... |
...King of England, Scotland, Ireland -- at least part of it -- Wales, Gibraltar, the Falkland Islands, and places like that. The first King Chuck had his head chopped off, the second one was Good Time Charlie. The third once wanted to be a tampon and thinks we'll all be extinct within the next seven years...has just been diagnosed with cancer, according to an official Buckingham Palace statement.
The news came shortly after the King of England has a surgery for a 'benign' prostate condition.
Whatever it is, I hope and pray he defeats it !
The report by Buckingham Palace has been shared to "prevent speculation and in the hope it may assist public understanding for all those around the world who are affected by cancer."
The Palace also added that the news came to light after "a separate issue of concern was noted" during his prostate surgery.
However,
there's more than one way to stuff a chicken...
"subsequent diagnostic tests have identified" it as a "form of cancer.
For those unversed, moving forward the monarch will be focusing solely on "regular treatments" and as such "has been advised by doctors to postpone public-facing duties."