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Africa Subsaharan

Beauty queen wanted in Nigeria for alleged drug trafficking

2024-01-30

[AFRICANEWS] Nigerian authorities have issued a wanted notice for former beauty queen Aderinoye Queen Christmas, also known as Queen Oluwadamilola Aderinoye, in connection with alleged drug trafficking.
Remember that name. If you can.
The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) revealed that the ex-beauty queen eluded capture during a recent raid on her residence in Lagos.
"Dis is what my royal heels look like, coppers!"
"Whoa! Lovely heels!"
"Dainty feet!"
"Good turn o' speed!"
According to the NDLEA statement, the raid was prompted by "credible" intelligence suggesting Aderinoye's involvement in illicit substances.
"What's 'credible' about it?"
"Did you get a whiff of her as she flew by?"
The search, witnessed by estate officials, uncovered 606 grams of Canadian Loud, a synthetic strain of cannabis, along with an electronic weighing scale and substantial quantities of drug packaging materials.
"'Canadian Loud'? Really?"
"Hits you with a bang!"
Aderinoye, who held the title of Miss Commonwealth Nigeria Culture 2015/2016 and founded the Queen Christmas Foundation, has not yet responded to the allegations.
"Except maybe for a muted 'ho-ho-ho!'"
Meanwhile,
...back at the gunfight, another bullet hole appeared in Butch's hat......
another suspect arriving from Brazil was apprehended at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport last week for ingesting 60 large wraps of cocaine, as reported by the agency.
I once ate sixty strawberries. The last thirty or so were a pretty tight fit.

Posted by:Fred

#5 Re: #2 - if you had to ask, you already know.

Posted by: Mercutio 2024-01-30 09:37

#4 The thieves of the continent.

Posted by: Besoeker 2024-01-30 08:52

#3 ..embrace the power of 'and'.

Posted by: Procopius2k 2024-01-30 08:51

#2 Are you referring to her suitcases or her butt, Mercutio?

Posted by: Mullah Richard 2024-01-30 06:59

#1 Hmm.. have the cops ever checked out Kim Kardasian and all that luggage she carries behind her?

Posted by: Mercutio 2024-01-30 06:08

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