...Hellhole adjunct to Israel and Egypt's Sinai Peninsula, inhabited by Gazooks. The place was acquired in the wake of the 1967 War and then presented to Paleostinian control in 2006 by Ariel Sharon, who had entered his dotage. It is currently ruled with an iron fist by Hamas with about the living conditions you'd expect. It periodically attacks the Hated Zionist Entity whenever Iran needs a ruckus created or the hard boyz get bored, getting thumped by the IDF in return. The ruling turbans then wave the bloody shirt and holler loudly about
oppressionand
disproportionate response...
war and install a stable government in the Strip after the conflict, The New York Times
...which still proudly displays Walter Duranty's Pulitzer prize...
reports.
The efforts are working on three tracks that include a hostage release and ceasefire, overhauling the Paleostinian Authority, and Saudi normalization with Israel in return for the establishment of a Paleostinian state.
The report says that a number of ideas are being considered, but acknowledges that some of them are "provisional, long shots or strongly opposed by some parties."
Among the ideas being considered is "transferring power within the Paleostinian Authority from the incumbent president, the ineffectual Mahmoud Abbas
...aka Abu Mazen, a graduate of the prestigious unaccredited Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow with a doctorate in Holocaust Denial. While no Yasser Arafat, he has his own brand of evil, just a little more lowercase....
, to a new prime minister, while letting Mr. Abbas retain a ceremonial role."
They are also considering sending an "Arab peacekeeping force to Gaza to bolster a new Paleostinian administration there."
They are also considering "passing a UN Security Council resolution, backed by the United States, that would recognize the Paleostinians’ right to statehood," the report says.