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Olde Tyme Religion
Vatican ‘Orgasm-gate' May Be the Last Straw for Argentinean Cardinal
2024-01-11
[Breitbart] Writings from the Vatican’s controversial doctrinal czar exploring intimate details of male and female orgasm has been dubbed the last straw for his meteoric but scandal-ridden career.

Víctor Manuel “Tucho” Fernández, a close personal friend and ghostwriter for Pope Francis, whom the pontiff called to Rome to lead the Vatican’s powerful doctrinal office, elevating him to the rank of cardinal, has provoked a veritable ecclesial earthquake with the recent discovery and translation of a graphic sexual text comparing orgasm to mystical union with God.

“Let’s not forget that women have a rich venous plexus around the vagina, which maintains a good blood flow after orgasm,” Fernández wrote in his 1998 book Mystical Passion: Spirituality and Sensuality. “That’s why she is usually insatiable. She needs to release the pelvic congestion, and when this does not happen, after orgasm she may want more.”
Madonna or whore? A little too simplistic, even for me.
“The woman requires more time, more dedication. She needs the man to give her something extra after he has achieved his own satisfaction,” he added.

Fernández said this week that he had cancelled Mystical Passion not long after it was published and “never allowed it to be reprinted.”

Mystical Passion made sense at the time but it is a book “that I certainly would not write now,” he told Crux, an online Catholic news outlet.

What many observers have found most troubling about the book is not its prurient exploration into the nitty gritty of human orgasm — as odd as it may be considering its authorship — but rather an entire chapter recounting conversations with a 16-year-old girl about her erotic visions of Jesus.
Posted by:Skidmark

#4  What DO they wear under those robes?
Posted by: Skidmark   2024-01-11 21:54  

#3  If I ever have a stroke, I plan to delay treatment in hopes that the brain record of this article is destroyed. Maybe I will try massaging my head with a permanent magnet.
Posted by: Super Hose   2024-01-11 14:09  

#2  
VATICAN????
Why do I see the Priesthood teaching Sex with ______ as in Sunday School hands on theme?

Posted by: NN2N1   2024-01-11 07:24  

#1  ...What the Hell did I just read?

Signed,

Deeply Confused Mike
Posted by: MikeKozlowski   2024-01-11 07:08  

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