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| Trump Wants New and Spectacular FBI Building in DC |
| 2024-01-01 |
| [Twitter] The FBI Headquarters should not be moved to a far away location, but should stay right where it is, in a new and spectacular building, in the best location in our now crime ridden and filthy dirty, graffiti scarred, Capital. They should be involved in bringing back D.C., not running away from it, especially the violent crime. An important part of my platform for President is to bring back, restore, and rebuild Washington, D.C., into the "crown jewel" of our Nation. We will make it crime free and GREAT AGAIN. The FBI should not be fleeing for safer, yet much less convenient, environs. It should make where they are now the safest place on earth! DON’T MOVE THE FBI! |
| Posted by:lord garth |
| #13 Thought this was the Bee. |
| Posted by: OregonDave 2024-01-01 14:41 |
| #12 Here's an early draft of the new FBI Building.... |
| Posted by: Silentbrick 2024-01-01 13:23 |
| #11 Surely there is a dank, old windowless warehouse somewhere with lots of bad smells and cancerous chemical residue. Remove the AC and parking lot for enhanced virtue signalling. Require masks and daily vaccines. |
| Posted by: Angstrom 2024-01-01 13:05 |
| #10 no more FBI. |
| Posted by: irish rage boy 2024-01-01 12:58 |
| #9 Any new FBI building main entrance foyer should include a 12 foot tall bronze of FBI Agent Lon Horiuchi, just as a daily reminder to these foks. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2024-01-01 11:41 |
| #8 Lots of fun to be had there. Unisex/no urinal/no door bathrooms...open locker rooms/showers. Foldout couches/daybeds. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2024-01-01 10:51 |
| #7 Well the building is big enough for current staff. Looks like we'll have to get rid of 9 out of 10 upper level folks. And anyone connected to the anti-American plots and plans against me will give up their pension to help pay for the new building. |
| Posted by: Ruprecht 2024-01-01 10:35 |
| #6 Make it round so there are no corner offices. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2024-01-01 10:24 |
| #5 Build 'em a skyscraper near a metro station with no parking. Put the SWAT team on the 10th floor. (You know what happens when businesses get a big building. Because most organizations function in spite of management, not with it.) |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2024-01-01 09:24 |
| #4 Just convert an old DC McDonalds into the new fbi headquarters; it would be size and clown appropriate. |
| Posted by: Airandee 2024-01-01 08:12 |
| #3 I like it. Force the FBI to work in a building he constructs just for them. Lots of fun to be had there. |
| Posted by: Rex Mundi 2024-01-01 03:20 |
| #2 Don't move it, get rid of it. |
| Posted by: Chris 2024-01-01 01:14 |
| #1 Keep your enemies close. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2024-01-01 01:02 |