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| Colorado Bans Trump From Running Over Concerns Usual Election Rigging System Could Fail |
| 2024-01-01 |
| [BEE] DENVER, CO — Facing critics over their 4-3 decision to remove Trump from the presidential ballot in 2024, Colorado's Supreme Court insisted it was a necessary step due to concerns the usual election rigging system could fail. "I know we have all the normal rigging techniques available to us, but we're worried that Trump's lead could grow so much that those efforts will fail to protect our democracy as they did in 2020," said Justice Richard Gabriel. "Rest assured, we will not rest until we save democracy by making it completely illegal to vote for Trump. You're welcome, America!" Pollsters confirmed that even with classic rigging measures like hackable voting machines, unmonitored drop-boxes, illegal immigrants, ballot harvesting, and universal mail-in voting, it may still not be enough to stop Trump from being reelected. Experts are urging unelected Judges to put additional measures in place. At publishing time, Trump had responded by vowing to build a wall around Denver. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #3 There is a portion of Americans that think that the Colorado thing is over, that they caved and decided to drop the whole thing. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2024-01-01 10:25 |
| #2 /\ Indeed it is. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2024-01-01 07:20 |
| #1 All joking aside. Isn't that what the Socialist-Democratic Left has been doing. Because, when he is re-elected, I feel confident many government figures and donors will be indicted? Another Truth in Humor by the BB |
| Posted by: NN2N1 2024-01-01 06:57 |