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The Underground People
2023-12-27
[PJ] My wife and I have been considering buying a property on the Hawaiian island of Kauai to escape the chill, rainy Vancouver winters. One can imagine our distress when we learned that someone I regard as among the most contemptible people on the planet, Mark Zuckerberg, is building a 1,500-acre compound on this most beautiful island in the Hawaiian archipelago.

Citing various sources, Stephen Green at PJ Media reports that "a 5,000-square-foot underground lair featuring its own energy and food supplies is under construction." According to Housing.com, also cited by Green, Zuckerberg’s $270 million Koolau Ranch project "is designed to function as a self-sufficient space, ready to withstand global catastrophes...It is packed with security measures, encompassing keypad locks, soundproofing and concealed doors, while an extensive camera network ensures surveillance."

The Guardian informs us that Zuckerberg’s lawyers "filed suit against hundreds of local Hawaiians who may own an interest in small pockets within his estates boundaries... [which is] surrounded by a 6ft stone wall blocking easy access to Pila’a Beach." A local resident described this legal action as "the face of neocolonialism." Zuckerberg eventually backed down, and the disputed parcels of land were sold at auction. How that changed anything is beyond me.
Posted by:Besoeker

#7  I thought it's an article about Hamas.
Posted by: Grom the Reflective   2023-12-27 14:05  

#6  It shouldn’t take more than a cement truck to turn the bunker into a crypt. Probably LIDAR and infrared scan the vicinity for escape hatches.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-12-27 11:56  

#5   A local resident described this legal action as "the face of neocolonialism.""

Reminds me of the story line to Joe Kidd.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2023-12-27 08:00  

#4  ...Would it be impolite of me to point out the flaw in this plan: that the people building these things are going to be relying on the loyalty and generosity of the heavily armed people guarding the place for them.

Mike
Posted by: MikeKozlowski   2023-12-27 07:09  

#3  Usually they occupy a dormant volcano
Posted by: Frank G   2023-12-27 06:59  

#2  Including "a 5,000-square-foot underground lair"
Posted by: Skidmark   2023-12-27 06:49  

#1  The rise of the Morlocks..
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2023-12-27 06:48  

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