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Home Front: Politix
Chris Christie Drags Bloated Carcass to Israel For Photo Op, Internet Destroys Him With Memes
2023-11-19
[AP via PJ] Even when I came up with the awesome and seemingly obvious nickname Chris "Kristy Kreme" Christie and mused why Trump hasn’t employed it yet, I was convinced, and remain convinced, that somebody, somewhere must have thought of it before.

Admittedly, making fun of Chris Christie for being a human-walrus hybrid is low-hanging fruit and low-brow entertainment. But if anyone deserves to be ruthlessly mocked for their gluttony and slovenness, it’s this guy.

Anyway, Christie, who has absolutely no chance of winning the GOP nomination because everyone hates him for being a Judas but who absolutely has a guaranteed MSNBC contributor gig and spot on the Raytheon board after his campaign implodes, took a trip to Israel for some photo-op action.

Via Associated Press (emphasis added):
Posted by:Besoeker

#8  He had to head east. Seems the natives in Washington are hunting.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2023-11-19 11:37  

#7  ^ You can all go home. Deacon just won this one!
Posted by: SteveS   2023-11-19 10:46  

#6  The Outlaw Jersey Whales.

Snark O'The Day
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2023-11-19 10:34  

#5  Kinda like the novel "Moby Dick", but with Christie in a dual role as both Ahab and the Whale.
Posted by: SteveS   2023-11-19 09:08  

#4  the feds just authorized the local tribes to resume whale hunting ……

Hmm... (Trying real hard not to think of the obvious...)
Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance   2023-11-19 08:35  

#3  Fat, stupid and self-obsessed is no way to go through life, son...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2023-11-19 08:07  

#2  Sorry Skid, that’s a big no. Ih lardass visits any of the islands you know they will tip over. And there is a reason Sea-Tac can’t handle the weight on an Airbus 380, child’s play compared to this Moby Dick. But then again, the feds just authorized the local tribes to resume whale hunting ……
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2023-11-19 08:04  

#1  He needs to stay away from visit Washington state.
Posted by: Skidmark   2023-11-19 07:24  

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