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| Has Noah's Ark been found? |
| 2023-10-29 |
| [Daily Mail, Where America Gets Its News] Archaeologists believe they are one step closer to confirming the resting place of Noah's Ark. I called Utu-Napishtim and he said that's not where he left it. A team excavating a geological formation in The project began in 2021 and is ongoing, but the initial analysis determined samples to contain clayey and marine materials and seafood. According to the researchers, these results mean human activity was present on the boat-shaped mound between 5500 and 3000 BC. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #9 "Look, up in the sky! It's a pinkel!" But though it grew dark in a twinkle, Our boat remained whole As it bounced round the bowl Till ol' Marduk had finished his tinkle. "What next?" Noah asked Dr. Finkel. "Dunno. Guess we'll find out when he's done messing with his phone." |
| Posted by: Enver Ebbealing9264 2023-10-29 19:36 |
| #8 Noah's Ark should be round not shaped like a boat per British Museum. |
| Posted by: Penguin_of_the_Desert 2023-10-29 14:25 |
| #7 Another Vauban masterpiece! http://www.starforts.com/index.html |
| Posted by: NoMoreBS 2023-10-29 13:07 |
| #6 I thought it was found in Kentucky. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2023-10-29 11:30 |
| #5 Noah's Ark found next to ancient clay tablet with the actual dates of Peak Oil and Successful Commercial Nuclear Fusion inscribed on it. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2023-10-29 06:54 |
| #4 ^#1 (1960, 1978, 1987 & now 2021+). I guess the Climate (insert latest hype) people handling the press releases. |
| Posted by: NN2N1 2023-10-29 06:29 |
| #3 French theory of Bitche Citidel finally debunked. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2023-10-29 04:01 |
| #2 And, in the ark, they'll find evidence that Noah was a Muslim. |
| Posted by: Grom the Reflective 2023-10-29 01:22 |
| #1 So this is the what, fifth or sixth times that Noah's Ark has been found? |
| Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2023-10-29 01:10 |