Feinstein, who was recently confirmed to be a mortal human being despite persistent rumors suggesting otherwise, served as a U.S. Senator for decades. Her tenure was so lengthy that many believed she was, in fact, a timeless being who had transcended the limits of mortal existence.
Xi Jinping, recognizing the significance of this vacancy, immediately sprang into action. In a press conference that doubled as a political spectacle, he unveiled his replacement: a life-sized cardboard cutout of Feinstein.
