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Man tries to climb wall of elementary school with a sledgehammer, dies of apparent coronary arrest
2023-09-21
[BLAZE] A man died after several neighborhood residents confronted him for allegedly trying to climb the wall of an elementary school with a sledgehammer, California police said.

The bizarre incident unfolded at McKinley Elementary School in Long Beach at about 2:30 p.m. while school was in session on Tuesday.

The suspect had already climbed a fence and gotten into the parking lot of the school, police said. When he tried to scale another barrier to the campus, he was pulled down by a group of men who detained him.

Police said they were called to the scene after the man called about a home invasion, but when they arrived they were directed to the school where the man had been detained.

Police said the man was already unresponsive when they arrived at the school. Paramedics confirmed the man was dead at the scene.
Posted by:Besoeker

#5  Sounds like he did not have the cardiac fitness to use his personal EAP response for a house invasion by the Norse god Loki. Surely, the plan looked good on paper but it did not meet the test of real world circumstances. Maybe the humidity got him.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-09-21 14:35  

#4  must have been vaxxed
Posted by: 746   2023-09-21 10:08  

#3  FAFO.
Posted by: EMS Artifact   2023-09-21 09:19  

#2  When the average guy sees some clown trying to take a weapon over a fence into an elementary school....
Posted by: Richard Aubrey   2023-09-21 05:55  

#1  Paramedics confirmed the man was dead at the scene.

"In falling from the wall, the man apparently struck himself in the head with the hammer a number of times when he bounced."
Posted by: Skidmark   2023-09-21 04:02  

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