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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Bat-wielding kids attack San Francisco moms, nannies outside school in wealthy neighborhood
2023-07-06
[FoxNews] Children wielding baseball bats are reportedly attacking and robbing helpless mothers and nannies in a wealthy the Socialist paradise of San Francisco
...where God struck dead Anton LaVey, home of the Sydney Ducks, ruled by Vigilance Committee from 1859 through 1867, reliably and volubly Democrat since 1964...
neighborhood known for its young families.

Noe Valley, which is also known locally as "stroller alley" because of the many families with young children who live there, experienced 11 phone robberies last week, which authorities believe are linked to a gang of youths who have also lately been assaulting women with bats while they pick up their kids from school, according to the Telegraph.

Two women were reportedly assaulted in the neighborhood last week by a youth who allegedly hit one of the women with a baseball bat and the other one in the face.

Police reportedly arrested a minor last week related to the phone thefts and are continuing to investigate.

Rafael Mandelman, a member of the city's governing San Francisco Board of Supervisors, attributed the crime among children in the city in part to the upending they experienced during the COVID-19 pandemic, according to the Telegraph.
Ahah. COVID. That was my guess, too.
"I think, what happened with kids not being in school, I think there may be something going on with that, that we’re going to be experiencing for a while," he said.

"Those couple of years [when] school was erratic or nonexistent, where everyone was under stress, parents and caregivers were under stress. That was probably impacting vulnerable communities
Yep. Vulnerable communities. Hitting people with baseball bats is a tradition.
more anyway. Sociologically.
Not criminologically though.
Who knows what was going on,
Damfino. I'll ask around.
but I would not be surprised if we are going to be experiencing the lingering impacts of that for a generation," Mandelman added.
Me neither. Nothing you can do about it. Why, I just saw a six-year-old thumping a nanny with a Louisville slugger just the other day.
Violent crimes such as rapes and assaults have remained relatively stable in San Francisco over the last four years, according to recent data, while murders have increased slightly. Property crimes, on the other hand, have risen sharply since 2019.
Posted by:Skidmark

#15  ^ very nice. The kids could have worn luchador masks for some ethnic flare. Chances are they do not reside in SF. Probably caught BART to Pittsburg Gunpoint Baypoint once they were done.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-07-06 13:02  

#14  "Our grandparents, raised on Bambaataa,
Made certain our lives really matter:
We'll swing for the fences
And damn the expense...
But some fool's gotta fill that piñata."
Posted by: Graque Gremp2207   2023-07-06 12:55  

#13  Noble savages tripe...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2023-07-06 12:43  

#12  Or even More, More, More, or, How Ya Like Me Now?
Posted by: Graque Gremp2207   2023-07-06 12:37  

#11  They have taken their birthday piñata idea to the next level.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-07-06 12:35  

#10  "A desolate land, San Francisgo,
This desert of food--"
"Dude, no Crisco?"
"--and [cr&ps in his hand]
Human feces, and sand,"
Cries a Democrat trans man morisco.

More, More, More, or, How Ya Like Me Now?
Posted by: Graque Gremp2207   2023-07-06 12:30  

#9  If you haven't gotten out of San Francisco by now it might be too late. I don't see how those $2 million town houses can hold their value much longer.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2023-07-06 12:17  

#8  mean price of homes (almost all townhouses with some old Victorian and Edwardian) is about $2M

Twin Peaks is to the west and this neighborhood gets a bit more sun than some others in SF
Posted by: lord garth    2023-07-06 11:25  

#7  Not supposed to talk about Covid government protocols causing mental emotional and behavioral retardation among children, so it must be really bad.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2023-07-06 10:54  

#6  Lived in Noe for years - edge of the Mission and the Castro - neutral territory; only real danger was the dog $hit.
Posted by: Mercutio   2023-07-06 09:35  

#5  ...I think, what happened with kids not being in school, ...

Musta been that home schooling...
Posted by: Mercutio   2023-07-06 09:30  

#4  Oh well. You idiots voted for this and my concern for you is less than zero.
Posted by: DarthVader   2023-07-06 08:59  

#3  Feral Youts
Posted by: Frank G   2023-07-06 06:34  

#2  
Posted by: Skidmark   2023-07-06 06:33  

#1  No description of the children?
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2023-07-06 06:30  

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