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| The Bee: Scientists At Budweiser Attempt To Discover How Many Beers It Would Take For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As A Woman |
| 2023-04-10 |
| According to sources, Mulvaney, who recently became a spokesman for the alcoholic beverage, was personally recruited by CEO Phillip Bud while he was inebriated — now human resources need to know how this could have happened. |
| Posted by:Anomalous Sources |
| #6 3,427. |
| Posted by: Woodrow 2023-04-10 19:44 |
| #5 I would die of alcohol poisoning before that thing would pass as a woman. |
| Posted by: Chris 2023-04-10 14:17 |
| #4 Bud hasn't got any of my money since I was a teenager. And that's a looong time ago. |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2023-04-10 11:47 |
| #3 As the old joke goes, "How is it like sex in a canoe?" "It's f*cking near water..." |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2023-04-10 07:21 |
| #2 It would take twice as much Bud Lite as it would take beer. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2023-04-10 06:28 |
| #1 I was standing at the bar in an International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?” He says “No, why the fuck would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?” “No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little fucker.” |
| Posted by: Clem Pholuque8480 2023-04-10 01:08 |