You have commented 358 times on Rantburg.

Your Name
Your e-mail (optional)
Website (optional)
My Original Nic        Pic-a-Nic        Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Bold Italic Underline Strike Bullet Blockquote Small Big Link Squish Foto Photo
-Short Attention Span Theater-
Mitch McConnell hospitalized after fall during private DC dinner
2023-03-09
[Fox News]
Pushed?
Irony alert: happened at a former Trump hotel
I strongly recommend Hospice.
Posted by:Skidmark

#17  Mitch McConnell Suffered Concussion in Fall at Former Trump Hotel

Roundabout belated happy revenge.

Where can we send him a made in china gay pride truss?
Posted by: Woodrow   2023-03-09 22:02  

#16  I believe that God is giving a final encouragement to retire the same as He did for Nancy.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-03-09 20:05  

#15  "His neck looks fine" - John Fetterman's speech assistive device
Posted by: Frank G   2023-03-09 19:00  

#14  Any unprotected, dimly lit areas which could result in tragic falls at the French Laundry ?


I'd imagine everyone who was quoting Yertle the Turtle the last couple days is looking for a relevant suggestion for tonight's reading. I understand he has come down with The Koof (at least, claimed to), so maybe somebody is already on it.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2023-03-09 17:47  

#13  I hope he did not crack his shell.
Posted by: Airandee   2023-03-09 17:05  

#12  ...12 year old scotch, right?

Not sure he or she was scottish or not. Wasn't Mitch on the Epstein flight list?

Wishing him an immediate and well retirement.
Posted by: CrazyFool in Texas   2023-03-09 15:03  

#11  Irony alert: happened at a former Trump hotel

Hello, Mich. Come and lobby with us. Come and lobby with us, Mitch. Forever...and ever...and ever.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2023-03-09 14:34  

#10  Any unprotected, dimly lit areas which could result in tragic falls at the French Laundry ?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Besoeker   2023-03-09 14:23  

#9  swksvolFF nails it.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2023-03-09 12:10  

#8  I'm with darth, I have no problem wishing ill will on these people, they sure as hell have plenty of contempt for the rest of us.
Posted by: Chris   2023-03-09 11:03  

#7  Too bad it wasn't down 15 flights of stairs.
Posted by: DarthVader   2023-03-09 10:20  

#6  Too much 12 year old.

...12 year old scotch, right?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2023-03-09 10:08  

#5  At least it didn't happen in private and he has to make up a story about malfunctioning gym equipment...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2023-03-09 09:11  

#4  What's the Vegas line on who pushed him?
Posted by: Mercutio   2023-03-09 08:43  

#3  Probably ate the cannoli.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2023-03-09 07:14  

#2  "Private DC dinner".

Someone's bank account just got fatter, and it ain't ours.

Don't wish him ill will, but I can't stand that louse.

The Hill reports the average age in the US Senate is 65. That speaks volumes.
Posted by: DooDahMan   2023-03-09 07:12  

#1  Had he been in the US military, he would have hit mandatory retirement over two decades ago.

The greedy old power-hungry bastards simply can't help themselves.

Posted by: Besoeker   2023-03-09 06:55  

00:00