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Shop Teacher with Massive Fake Melons Suspended
2023-03-03
[PJMEDIA] Canada’s fake Z-cup boobs-wearing trans teacher has been put on leave for not wearing his fake boobs enough. This is a real news story. It also might be the most 21st Century scam of ... well, of the 21st Century. Bear with me here as we plunge deep into the details of this stand-out story.
Woke to the extreme or Master Troll?
Shop teacher Kerry "Kayla" Lemieux, according to the Daily Mail, has "finally been suspended from her Canadian school after pictures showed her in men’s clothing, proving she does not wear the provocative attire all the time." He gained infamy last year for wearing tight clothes and comically — some would say offensively — large fake breasts, complete with protruding nipples.
I could hang my hat on those.
There has been speculation from the beginning that Lemieux has been "gaming the system" and isn’t trans at all, whatever that overly-broad term might mean in his case.

Lemieux has since been repeatedly photographed dressed like a normal dude while away from school. One of his neighbors was quoted by DM claiming that Lemieux "wears prosthetic breasts extremely infrequently," and that he only "puts the breasts on to teach, occasionally when he goes for a walk or when the cops visit."

In the 21st Century, we need neighbors armed with smartphones to see if the fake femme with the massive melons is playing some kind of con. One kind of con might be getting yourself placed on paid leave for adopting a persona that, under Canadian law, basically makes you un-fireable.
Students were threatened with suspension if they photographed her him.
That might be why, even with photo evidence to the contrary, Lemieux still asserts his ridiculous claim. He insisted to the New York Post two weeks ago, when the photos first emerged, "I’m not wearing prosthetic breasts. These are real."
Sure you're not. They weren't there at the start of school last fall.
Although Lemieux has yet to produce any medical evidence for his "condition," he still says, "I believe — and my doctor thinks — because I have XX chromosomes as well, that has something to do with it, and hormone sensitivity to estrogen has caused it."

So that must have been someone else in those photographs: "I can’t tell you who that is because I don’t want to bring anyone else into this. I don’t want that person being thrown all over the media, but it wasn’t me."

Lemieux’s Z-cups runneth over with chutzpah.

Related:
Lemieux: 2022-09-24 'This is a school, not a circus.' Students join protestors outside Canadian school where trans teacher with oversize prosthetic breasts, as authorities consider introducing DRESS CODE to force her to tone down her look
Lemieux: 2016-05-20 Portland school board bans climate change-denying materials
Lemieux: 2012-07-03 Possible head of Chinese student found in Montreal pond
Posted by:Deacon Blues

#8  Evidently you would need a sidewinder to bring them down.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-03-03 22:56  

#7  Anomalous Sources They have shoulder straps like a bra. They can be bought on line.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2023-03-03 20:41  

#6  ^ "OK! You two! Come to my office!"
Posted by: Frank G   2023-03-03 20:17  

#5  I'm wondering how the boobers were suspended..
Posted by: Anomalous Sources   2023-03-03 19:53  

#4  I would have done anything to end that nightmare despite the weirdo’s fine intentions. Maybe sitting in the front row and doing a fake soccer pratfall out of my chair if one of them brushed me would have been a workable plan. I’m sure some ambulance chaser would have facilitated bringing a sexual assault case on my behalf would have been workable.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-03-03 13:07  

#3  "the dude was claiming they were real"

Dude was mocking the system and fighting back against woke culture in a way that he could.
Posted by: mossomo   2023-03-03 12:30  

#2  As a student, I would have done whatever it took to be permanently removed from the vicinity of that train wreck. If the dude was claiming they were real, I would have claimed to be lactose intolerant.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-03-03 12:08  

#1  New meaning to 'doubling down'?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2023-03-03 08:23  

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