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Iranian state television offered an extended defense against an accusation attributed to international inspectors that it enriched uranium to 84 percent
2023-02-25
[PUBLISH.TWITTER] "Dang! How'd that get in there?"
"I'll betcha it wuz Zionist spies what dunnit!"
"Betcha you're right! Why, I seen two or three suspicious-lookin' characters around here just last week!"
Posted by:Fred

#12  I can see him rushing to the mess to interrupt Darth Lunch's between snacks meal.
Posted by: M. Murcek    2023-02-25 18:09  

#11  there will be no tweet to announce the conclusion of a secret meeting

You saying Milley will be the last to know?
Posted by: M. Murcek    2023-02-25 18:07  

#10  They will end up with one kindergarten nuke to pit against an arsenal of graduate level nukes

The Persians would come up short in a nuclear exchange with a major power. But there are other more deniable things you can do with fissionable material. Give it to the Paleos, for example. A dirty bomb set off in Tel Aviv would make a big mess and let the Paleos count coup, even without being a nuke.
Posted by: SteveS   2023-02-25 18:04  

#9  It will be with jets and there will be no tweet to announce the conclusion of a secret meeting. That was pure puppet show.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-02-25 17:31  

#8  Conventional Prompt Strike. Let assholes pucker in Omaha and Omsk while they wait to see what the payloads are.
Posted by: M. Murcek    2023-02-25 17:05  

#7  I expect that the attack will be conventional. If they get nukes and threaten nukes that is a problem … for Iran.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-02-25 17:00  

#6  Tuh-ray-zuhh Kerry starts GoFundMe for iranian orphans.
Posted by: M. Murcek    2023-02-25 16:35  

#5  NPR: "Iranian scientists days away from cure for COVID vaxx when Tehran was nuked"
Posted by: M. Murcek    2023-02-25 16:33  

#4  We will be told Netanyahu killed the next Jesus.
Posted by: M. Murcek    2023-02-25 16:31  

#3  Frying carpets and glow in the dark pistachios.
Posted by: M. Murcek    2023-02-25 16:29  

#2  In summation - Iran will get their butts kicked. Hopefully, they won’t end up glowing in the dark.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-02-25 16:26  

#1  It is nice that Obama helped the Iranians with their nuke program

  • Israel has a lot of nukes

  • Nukes require a delivery system

  • Nukes require specific scientific maintenance or they won’t work


  • They will end up with one kindergarten nuke to pit against an arsenal of graduate level nukes

  • There is a level of pre-nuke restraint that goes away post nuke

  • You have to build at least two and explode one as proof

Posted by: Super Hose   2023-02-25 16:24  

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