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| AOC Insists There Are No Hysterectomies Performed On Minors Because Most Of Them Are Too Busy In The Mines |
| 2023-02-09 |
| [BB] WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a tense Congressional Hearing, deductive polymath Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez put a widespread conspiracy theory to rest when she vocally insisted that there were no hysterectomies being performed on minors because most of them are too busy working in the mines anyway. The truth-filled gavel drop utterly destroyed the claim by conservatives that the Boston Children's Hospital was performing the irreparable surgeries on minors. "How can minors find the time to travel via minecart to far-away Boston when they're busy mining for coal, iron, and lapis lazuli," explained Ocasio-Cortez to an awestruck chamber. "And it's not just minors who aren't getting hysterectomies; neither are lumberjacks, farmers, nor blacksmiths." The phenom of reason and intellect then adjusted her smart-looking glasses and conceded that yes, some villagers did receive hysterectomies, but only if they had enough emeralds, which were hard to come by because they were "even more rarer than diamonds." At publishing time, Rep. Ocasio-Cortez had stunned all by pointing out hysterectomies weren't even real because no one had hysters in their bodies in the first place. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #6 ref #3 ...or some variant of transmission/delivery has the feel of high confidence for me. Keyword/Codeword/FAO assessments for exploitation and access confirmation, but I am sure that path had cutouts and unknowing players. You can't blow the whistle if you didn't know you were in the game! |
| Posted by: NoMoreBS 2023-02-09 15:03 |
| #5 ^ Uh, yeah. Fortunately they didn't hold high office in the government but I've had neighbors who were quite unstable. |
| Posted by: Abu Uluque 2023-02-09 12:04 |
| #4 Can anyone imagine having someone so unstable as a neighbor? |
| Posted by: Woodrow 2023-02-09 09:53 |
| #3 And I believe the classified documents were 'Key Word' or country selected and couriered to Delaware by a person (or assigned team) on a weekly basis via thumb drive. The documents were then likely printed with selected portions then cut & pasted from the laptop to outgoing Hunter email. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2023-02-09 06:47 |