The United States on Monday warned its citizens in
...the only place on the face of the earth that misses the Ottoman Empire...
of a potential "imminent" terror attack against synagogues, churches and diplomatic missions in Istanbul in retaliation for several recent incidents of Koran burning
...One of the basic tenets of Islam is that once a Koran has been printed it is expected to last for all time, no matter how old, ratty, and smelly other, lesser holy books may become. Should it actually become necessary to put a Koran out of its misery there is a ritual that includes extensive charivari, featuring long drawn-wailing and head bonking, ritual wife beating, and the sacrifice of dozens of women's noses and pubic lips. When the actual disposal has been completed there is a prescribed period of celebratory gun sex with the expectation of a minimum of two hundred casualties. Should actual infidels dispose of a Koran, Islamic custom calls for three weeks of rioting and a minimum of three dozen dead, which is a holdover from the days of Moloch worship....
s in Europe.
The advisory — which updated a warning made earlier this week — told travelers to exercise caution in tourist sites popular with Westerners in the city, noting the areas of Beyoglu, Galata, Taksim and Istiklal as potential targets.
The notice added that the
The Islamic world was infuriated this month when Rasmus Paludan, a far-right
In response, millions of Moslems around the world erupted into the streets to protest.
Turkey strongly condemned the actions, and President His Enormity, Sultan Recep Tayyip Erdogan the First
...Turkey's version of Mohammed Morsi but they voted him back in so they deserve him. It's a sin, a shame, and a felony to insult the president of Turkey. In Anatolia did Recep Bey a stately Presidential Palace decree, that has 1100 rooms. That's 968 more than there are in the White House, 400 more than in Versailles, and 325 more than Buckingham Palace, so you know who's really most important...warned Sweden not to expect his support for its bid for membership in the NATO
...the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. It's headquartered in Belgium. That sez it all....
military alliance.
On Friday, Paludan, who holds both Danish and Swedish citizenship, told the Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet that he would replicate the protest in front of the
Ankara on Saturday issued a travel warning for the US and Europa
...the land mass occupying the space between the English Channel and the Urals, also known as Moslem Lebensraum...
in seeming retaliation for similar earlier alerts by Western powers for Turkey.
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