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| I Love This Japanese Doctor ! | |
| 2023-01-29 | |
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste time on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it’s like saying you extend life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer? - Take nap. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that means they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. - Bottoms up! Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...very good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How can getting more vegetable be bad? Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around. Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me. Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is also a shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: Finally, the Japanese Doctor summed up: Look mister, Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride my life was"!!!!! Eat whatever you like because you will still DIE, don't allow motivational speakers deceive you. 1. The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54. 2. The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57. 3. The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41. 4. The best footballer in the world Maradona died at the age of 60. BUT 5. The KFC inventor died at 94. 6. Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88. 7. Imagine, cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102. 8. The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake. 9. Hennessey Cognac inventor died at 98. How did these doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life? The rabbit is always jumping up and down but it lives for only 2 years and the turtle that doesn’t exercise at all, lives 400 years. So, take some rest, Chill, stay cool, eat, drink and enjoy your life. | |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #5 Our guest was delighted, Seeking cure, and thereafter always said yes immediately to our invitations, informing his wife of the details afterward. And Mr. Wife very much likes my zucchini bread. The thing was, Mr. Wife spent a good portion of his career traveling abroad, and meeting with colleagues from abroad when they came to company headquarters in Cincinnati and, during our international period, to his office in Frankfurt and later Brussels. They were all accustomed to going to restaurants for dinner during these business trips, but then I’d not see him until late even when he was home. So we had a standing arrangement — until I got sick, anyway — that as long as he called me by 4 p.m. to let me know how many he was bringing, I’d happily feed his colleagues that evening. I had the ingredients for a few set menus always on hand, and some desserts in the freezer, so it wasn’t a problem... and I met a great many fascinating people, I got to spend time with my husband, and his colleagues got a change from restaurant fare. Win-win-win. :-) |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2023-01-29 23:23 |
| #4 I'll bet Mr Wife didn't pull any more surprises like that on you TW! |
| Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2023-01-29 22:10 |
| #3 Once, when needing to pull together a small dinner party at the last minute, I served zucchini bread with chocolate chips and raisins as the vegetable for the main course. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2023-01-29 20:24 |
| #2 Some of these doctors stated "facts" I have used with my wife to no avail. Like Sweet Potato Tempura. |
| Posted by: NN2N1 2023-01-29 17:28 |
| #1 I'll drink to that! "Clink!" |
| Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2023-01-29 11:26 |