Sounds to me like the first of Valery Vasilevich's orders just came down, and they deal with hygiene.
[KP] Voenkor Alexander Kots spoke about the rumors about the ban on wearing a beard in the Russian army
by Alexander Kots
Heard a story here the other day . As if individuals from the leadership of one of the military districts of a huge country, which has been conducting heavy military operations for almost a year, set out to bring the troops entrusted to him to good looks. And for the sake of this, they raided the front lines of the special operation with inspections. And there, dear mother, the fighters are dressed in whatever they want, there are no waffle towels in the dugouts, the soldiers are not all shaved, they draw some kind of maps in smartphones and rush between positions in civilian cars at breakneck speed.
Angry, they say evil tongues, the authorities did not appreciate the liberty of interpreting the Charter and ordered the servicemen to no longer wear beards, look only at paper maps or in push-button phones, and civilian cars, donated by good people and volunteers, put on military records, without which to drive SUVs henceforth prohibited.
They took under the visor who was supposed to, and well, let's gut people tired of fighting at checkpoints and border crossings. And what to do - such work, order. "Where is your VKPO?" - they stick to the servicemen at the checkpoint.
And he, the All-Season Field Uniform Set, has not been seen in the eyes since the beginning of the NWO. Why is our right something worse? “What do you need a tablet for? Have you heard about the ban on the use of gadgets with advanced multimedia capabilities? So after all, you can’t launch a copter with a field phone. And so the nerves are exhausted that you come to the front line upset. And then there’s a volunteer pickup truck, to which you attached a mortar, they strive to take away: “Where are your black numbers?”
Such tales are now roaming the Internet and telegram channels and excite honored fighting people. Well, how will some big boss take away a car with black numbers? And how did they annoy their beards there in Moscow? They do not undermine the defense. And offensive functions are influenced purely positively, they give courage. After all, warmer with a beard, not the month of March.
And I think it's all stories. After all, the real command, first of all, should not think about facial hair, but about how to provide units on the front line with reconnaissance equipment, communications, drones, sniper systems, thermal imagers, vehicles with increased cross-country ability, normal hot food and mobile baths so that a beard can be was to trim and wash. And then all the same evil tongues say that in other positions people didn’t sniff shampoo for a month.
But seriously, order, of course, is needed in the army. Including in the field of transport. But if a car is already registered for a reconnaissance or UAV operator and it is not a pity for him to perform tasks on personal transport, then why should he interfere with this. It is better to help with fuel, which they often take at their own expense.
And talking about beards on the front lines is somehow embarrassing. Let's start, for example, with Akhmat. Or can we better decide: should we fight or shave our beards?