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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Hall County, GA robbery suspect Luis 'Two Gun' Sajbocho-Ordonez slips on global warming, arrested
2022-12-29
[BLAZE] A man allegedly trying to rob a Georgia store with a gun slipped on an icy patch and hit himself on the head before being arrested, police said.

The Gainesville Police Department said in a statement that they were called to an unidentified store on the 400 block of the Atlanta Highway in Gainesville in the early morning hours of Christmas Day at about 1:00 a.m.

There they found 30-year-old Luis Sajbocho-Ordonez injured on the ground.

An investigation found that Sajbocho-Ordonez had hid behind the business until an employee came out and he confronted him with a gun, demanding he hand over money.

The employee got into a physical altercation with the suspect. When a second employee exited the back of the business, Sajbocho-Ordonez was startled and fired off a shot from his gun.

Sajbocho-Ordonez then tried to run away, but he instead slipped on ice, fell down, and hit his head on the ground. Witnesses at the scene were able to take two guns from the injured man and hold him until police arrived. He was treated at the scene for his injuries.
Posted by:Besoeker

#6  Rio Grand frogman?
Posted by: JohnQC   2022-12-29 23:35  

#5  The picture says "he just fell."

Oh, for sure. Definitely. No question...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-12-29 10:53  

#4  Luis, you’re as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You never take advice
Someday you'll pay the price, I know
I've seen it before, it happens all the time
You're closing the door, you leave the world behind
You're digging for gold, you're throwing away
A fortune in feelings, but someday you'll pay
You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You want paradise
But someday you'll pay the price, I know
I've seen it before, it happens all the time
You're closing the door, you leave the world behind
You're digging for gold, you're throwing away
A fortune in feelings, but someday you'll pay
Posted by: Super Hose   2022-12-29 10:43  

#3  Lovely - now the press are giving these clowns Mob nicknames. How about Luis 'Skates' instead?
Posted by: Raj   2022-12-29 09:57  

#2  Georgia would-be robber slips on ice while pulling gun, hits head, police say: 'Like a scene from Home Alone'
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-12-29 09:54  

#1  Them southroners just cain't handle cold weather...
Posted by: Mercutio   2022-12-29 09:21  

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