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| Mary Holding Out Hope For 4th Wise Man Bearing An Air Fryer |
| 2022-12-28 |
| [BabylonBee] BETHLEHEM — According to sources close to Mary, the Mother of Jesus, the young Jewish mom was touched by the gifts brought to her by the wise men: gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Still, she was a bit disappointed that none of them had brought an air fryer. "Oh, cool. Such great gifts. Thanks, guys!" she said, trying to mask her disappointment that she didn't get the slick kitchen appliance all her friends constantly brag about while hanging out by the well or at the Nazareth Mall. "So, there's like, just three of you? No biggie, was just making sure there weren't others on the way or anything. Cool, cool." |
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