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National Security Biden Admin Buys U.S. Navy Luxury Bidet Equipped With ‘Effective Enema Function'
2022-12-13
[FreeBeacon] Bio Bidet's BB-1000 has 'the absolute strongest spray pressure of any electronic bidet seat on the market.'

The U.S. Navy under President Joe Biden spent hundreds of dollars on a luxury bidet complete with a remote control and a massaging feature, according to documents obtained by the Washington Free Beacon through a public records request.

A December 2021 government requisition order obtained by the Free Beacon shows the Navy spent $553 on Bio Bidet's BB-1000 bidet seat attachment for a toilet on the USNS Yuma, a high-speed military transport ship.
The picture at the link is worth a thousand words.
The description of the thing in the next paragraph is not really suitable for a family website.
Posted by:Vespasian Ebboting9735

#9  Evidently serving on the Yuma is a "rough ride".
Posted by: ed in texas   2022-12-13 10:57  

#8  Toilet time: Is your mobile device affecting how long you're in the bathroom? Experts reveal health risks
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-12-13 08:48  

#7  Not the Bee. Here's a buck.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2022-12-13 08:47  

#6  Coming to a news article soon: "The inquiry board discovered the collision occurred because the executive officer was using the bidet instead of personing their / they station on the bridge."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-12-13 07:54  

#5  You really thought we would pay a million dollar for a hammer?
Posted by: Whanter Clese9689   2022-12-13 07:27  

#4  "Mayor Pete Recommendedâ„¢!"
Posted by: Frank G   2022-12-13 07:16  

#3  The massage feature could help relieve the hemorrhoids.
Posted by: boomerc   2022-12-13 05:03  

#2  Go ahead, call me old fashioned.
Posted by: Besoeker   2022-12-13 02:35  

#1  Was this model specially developed for our Surgeon General?
He is the very model of a modern Admiral Surgeon General. That enema function had to be the selling point in the end.
Posted by: Sgt.D.T.   2022-12-13 02:24  

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