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| -Great Cultural Revolution | |
| Sports Illustrated goes Wokewhale | |
| 2022-12-06 | |
 The Fat Lady’s Request I, too, will disappear, will Escape into centuries of darkness. Come here and give me a cuddle, Sit on my lap and give me a hug While we are both still enjoying This mysterious whirling planet. And if you find me fat, you find me Also, easy to find, very easy to find. — Joyce la Verne | |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #21 In a chichi salon of Sichuan... "Madame est très chic!" "Non! Méchant!" "Oui! We'll cover those ears And your pert double rear So nobody will know you! Personne!" Also... soused face again, eh, Killick? |
| Posted by: Lumpy Black8301 2022-12-06 23:59 |
| #20 Honey Boo Boo, is that you? Sadly, not a straight male left at SI. |
| Posted by: Don Vito Grusoling2071 2022-12-06 21:11 |
| #19 No doubt there's a lengthy article on lazy men and their dad bods |
| Posted by: Rex Mundi 2022-12-06 16:15 |
| #18 /\ Will it is something of a nautical theme. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2022-12-06 15:31 |
| #17 Willing to bet our friend Raj hasn’t spent 100+ days underway…. Never say never |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2022-12-06 15:25 |
| #16 IMHO, she's really not even that pretty. Previously, the SI cover girls not only had fantastic figures, but were very pretty. |
| Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2022-12-06 15:19 |
| #15 /\ A man of standards among Burgers? Very rare. Very rare indeed. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2022-12-06 15:16 |
| #14 Sorry, man - not even at last call... |
| Posted by: Raj 2022-12-06 15:14 |
| #13 Poor woman. She could have been appealing if they hadn't given her an excuse. Sad. |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2022-12-06 14:38 |
| #12 You vill eat zee bugz! You vill haff ze hard on! |
| Posted by: schwab 2022-12-06 13:45 |
| #11 A single photograph encapsulates the demise of woke masculinity and traditional sports media. What a sad image to put on a magazine cover. Clearly her main exercise regimen involves a fork! |
| Posted by: NoMoreBS 2022-12-06 13:37 |
| #10 #3 is Snark of the Day material. |
| Posted by: Abu Uluque 2022-12-06 13:28 |
| #9 Her bikini is not specified by size, but instead by displacement. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2022-12-06 09:40 |
| #8 Oh, it's not a wading pool. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-12-06 09:26 |
| #7 Why is she in a wading pool? |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-12-06 09:25 |
| #6 Holding that gut in with her other hand... |
| Posted by: Frank G 2022-12-06 07:05 |
| #5 /\ Actually, it 'was' a Coy pond |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2022-12-06 06:39 |
| #4 This one they HAD to put in the water. |
| Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2022-12-06 06:18 |
| #3 Captain A Hab bought 100 copies for his crew of seamen! |
| Posted by: Cholutle Thrans9751 2022-12-06 06:15 |
| #2 A real athletic, healthy specimen there. I'm sure this issue of SI will fly off of the newsstands. Oh, and don't forget: nice personality. |
| Posted by: DooDahMan 2022-12-06 04:57 |
| #1 Actually I was expecting they'd run a Transgender this year. BTW.. yet just another sign the serious print industry is dying |
| Posted by: NN2N1 2022-12-06 04:46 |