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Husband of US House Speaker undergoing brain surgery after hammer attack | ||
2022-10-29 | ||
Paul Pelosi, the husband of US House Speaker Nancy San Fran NanPelosi Congresswoman-for-Life from the San Francisco Bay Area, born into a family of professional politicians. On-again-off-again Speaker of the House. It's not her fault when they lose, but it's her accomplishment when they win. Noted for her heavily botoxed grimace and occasional senior... uhhh... moments... , is reportedly undergoing brain surgery after a ...where God struck dead Anton LaVey, home of the Sydney Ducks, ruled by Vigilance Committee from 1859 through 1867, reliably and volubly Democrat since 1964... , Caliphornia, an impregnable bastion of the Democratic Party, residence. Paul Pelosi, 82, was transported to Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital after police arrived on the scene, and was initially treated for facial injuries while in stable, pH balanced condition, NBC's local affiliate KNTV reported, citing an anonymous source at the hospital. It is unclear what may have prompted doctors to take him into surgery. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office said he is expected to make a full recovery. May have to remain on ventilator for 3-4 weeks. The motive for the early morning attack remains unclear, but law enforcement said officers were dispatched to the residence at roughly 2:27 a.m. on a well-being check. When they arrived both Pelosi and the suspect were holding a hammer, Police Chief Bill Scott told news hounds. The suspect, whom Scott identified as 42 year-old David Depape,
"Our officers immediately tackled the suspect, disarmed him, took him into custody, requested emergency backup and rendered medical aid," said Scott. Depape is being charged with attempted homicide, assault with a deadly weapon, elder abuse, burglary and several other additional felonies, according to police. The US Capitol Police, FBI ![]() & San Francisco Police Department have launched a joint investigation into the break-in and attack, Nancy Pelosi’s office said. In addition to the special agents from the Capitol Police's California Field Office who arrived on the scene quickly after the attack, the department is also sending a special team of Sherlocks from the East Coast to aid the probe. | ||
Posted by:Fred |
#32 Friendly fire. |
Posted by: crazyhorse 2022-10-29 21:32 |
#31 David DePape forced his way into |
Posted by: Thromoth Snuper1503 2022-10-29 21:00 |
#30 Paul gets hammered every night. So? |
Posted by: Ulaviper Lumplump8855 2022-10-29 20:55 |
#29 |
Posted by: Frank G 2022-10-29 19:39 |
#28 Paul forgot the safe word: "Palomino!" |
Posted by: Frank G 2022-10-29 19:39 |
#27 /\ Thanks for that link Wooze :-) |
Posted by: Besoeker 2022-10-29 17:40 |
#26 Breaking: Hammer identified! /s |
Posted by: Woozle Jones2407 2022-10-29 16:48 |
#25 You know, this guy could have saved an awful lot of spilled ink if he had just yelled "Allahu Akbar!" at some point in the proceedings. His motive would then been rendered unknowable. |
Posted by: Matt 2022-10-29 15:54 |
#24 ...Something ain't right here. Mike |
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2022-10-29 15:42 |
#23 you mean the aliens had to settle on him cuz they ran out of DEER to steal! |
Posted by: Cholutle Thrans9751 2022-10-29 15:22 |
#22 “Rosebud!” |
Posted by: Crinenter Grinetle7467 2022-10-29 14:56 |
#21 I always have my cell phone handy after getting bashed in the head with a hammer. Doesn't everybody? |
Posted by: DooDahMan 2022-10-29 14:55 |
#20 It gets weirder. David DePape forced his way into the home through a back entrance, Scott said. Officers arrived at the house, knocked on the front door and were let inside by an unknown person. They discovered DePape and Pelosi struggling for a hammer, and after they instructed them to drop the weapon, Scott said, DePape took the hammer and “violently attacked” Pelosi. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2022-10-29 14:49 |
#19 “a well being check at 2:27 a.m.” Well-being - LOL Well, I’ll be! Whadowe have here, McGonigle? Pac Heights sugar daddy with his Castro bare-assed bear cub Where’s Nancy? |
Posted by: Crinenter Grinetle7467 2022-10-29 14:32 |
#18 Another drug deal gone bad? Ghey call-boy & drug deal gone bad. Pauly been on the down-low. David Schwartz redux. |
Posted by: Crinenter Grinetle7467 2022-10-29 14:24 |
#17 Charges will be quietly dropped Monday or Tuesday. Mr Depage will be released but found dead of a drug overdose by week's end. The memory hole has been alerted to a pending entry. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2022-10-29 13:52 |
#16 Now that you mention it, and considering who he is married to, nobody faults him for being constantly hammered. "RP (reporting person Paul Pelosi) stated there's a male in the home and that he's going to wait for his wife. RP stated that he doesn't know who the male is but he advised that his name is David and that he is a friend.” The ramblings of someone totally blasted on illegal things but needs emergency responder assistance. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-10-29 13:17 |
#15 😋 |
Posted by: Dron66046 2022-10-29 13:16 |
#14 Occipital Love would be a good band name. |
Posted by: SteveS 2022-10-29 13:15 |
#13 *lobe. Occipital lobe! |
Posted by: Dron66046 2022-10-29 13:13 |
#12 It is unclear what may have prompted doctors to take him into surgery. "You seeing what I'm seeing?" "My god! Is this... linguini?" "And cotton balls." "There's a miniature Johnny Walker's where the occipital love should be." "Uhhh..." "Oh! He's coming to. Propofol, quick!" |
Posted by: Dron66046 2022-10-29 13:12 |
#11 If he didn't need a brain before, why does he need one now? What would he use it for at this point? I mean, he might realize he's married to Nancy and have apoplexy but he apparently stays pixilated so I'm not sure he'd notice. |
Posted by: Silentbrick 2022-10-29 13:07 |
#10 And 82-year-old vs. a 42-year-old. I think Paul P. had the element of surprise going for him there. |
Posted by: DooDahMan 2022-10-29 13:00 |
#9 Juuuust gonna sneak past ya here and place another chip on yesterday's bet. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-10-29 12:58 |
#8 Mr. Depape apparently was found in the Pelosi home by police only wearing his underwear. He didn't use the hammer (that supposedly he wrestled away from his 'victim' who was apparently using it for self-defense) on Mr. Pelosi until AFTER the police arrived and were in the house. According to 911 log - "RP (reporting person Paul Pelosi) stated there's a male in the home and that he's going to wait for his wife. RP stated that he doesn't know who the male is but he advised that his name is David and that he is a friend.” This whole scenario is quite strange (although it is SF) and really seems F'd up, in my opinion anyway. |
Posted by: Mullah Richard 2022-10-29 12:28 |
#7 Three questions: 1) Why was a man as wealthy as that, living in a crime ridden city like San Francisco, alone in the house with no security? 2) Why haven't we heard yet if Mr. Depape has a criminal record, or if he was out on bail, or no bail, or should have, for any other reason, been in jail instead of running loose? 3) What is this business about a well being check at 2:27 a.m.? Was there a 911 call or not? If not, why would the cops conduct a well being check at that hour? |
Posted by: Abu Uluque 2022-10-29 12:24 |
#6 ![]() |
Posted by: Anomalous Sources 2022-10-29 12:09 |
#5 ![]() |
Posted by: Besoeker 2022-10-29 00:59 |
#4 Pretty sure that Dispensary Delivery Department has a dress code. Mr. Nancy is, ahem, "inclusive" in his sexual attractions? |
Posted by: Anomalous Sources 2022-10-29 00:30 |
#3 Another drug deal gone bad ? |
Posted by: Besoeker 2022-10-29 00:25 |
#2 Reminds me of an old joke, but, in my version, Nancy is standing on the air hose. |
Posted by: Anomalous Sources 2022-10-29 00:21 |
#1 If they give the grifter a full lobotomy he can be,,,, president! |
Posted by: Woodrow 2022-10-29 00:18 |