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Vile couple are arrested after throwing kitten like a FRISBEE off Florida beach and demanding $1,000 to stop
2022-10-19
[MAIL] A couple is facing charges after they were filmed torturing a small kitten while swimming at a local beach - throwing the helpless animal feet in the air like a pool toy and into the shoulder-deep water.
Human domestication, why does it hate us.
When approached by outraged onlookers, the suspects, 27-year-old John Laguerre and Jamarria Wayne, 22 - joked and demanded $1,000 from the Good Samaritans just to stop.

The incident transpired late last month in Miami and saw both suspects arrested by officers on the sands of scenic Sunny Isles Beach - but not before resisting arrest and even almost biting one of the officers.

The entire altercation was caught on camera by one beachgoer, and shows the suspects repeatedly tossing the animal much to the horror of other beachgoers.

The kitten, pictured clinging to life after the ordeal, thankfully survived, but was on the verge of death when police intervened, police said.

Both suspects have since been bonded out, with Wayne charged with two felony counts of battery and attempted battery on a police officer and resisting arrest, while Laguerre was hit with resisting arrest and animal cruelty - both misdemeanors.

Following their arrest, the pair failed to return to retrieve their pet - spurring one of the feline's saviors to step up and adopt the animal.
Posted by:Besoeker

#9  ^ I'm good with B's #1 as well
Posted by: Frank G   2022-10-19 21:18  

#8  I prefer Besoeker's comment in #1. Most fitting.
Posted by: Canuckistan sniper   2022-10-19 21:04  

#7  Throw them off hoover dam to the low side. See how they like it.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2022-10-19 20:21  

#6  Human domestication, why does it hate us.

Doesn't count for non-humans.
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-10-19 17:38  

#5  Liberia was founded for blacks who wanted to leave. Make them leave
Posted by: irish rage boy   2022-10-19 14:44  

#4  Should've just got everybody else out of the water and chummed for sharks
Posted by: Frank G   2022-10-19 13:32  

#3  What is important here is that they knew what they were doing, did in broad daylight and then resisted arrest. Their understanding is that rules no longer apply to them. Now, where did they get that idea?
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2022-10-19 12:31  

#2  No doubt human victims of their cruelty were the next step.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2022-10-19 12:28  

#1  Now tow Laguerre and Wayne 25 miles out for a moonlight swim back to shore
Posted by: Besoeker   2022-10-19 10:33  

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